#38916 - 05/30/10 06:57 AM
Re: Neither fish nor fowl, The 600 Club blog....
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Meq
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My mother's Cavalier King Charles Spaniel might be physically weak and useless at stalking prey, but it's no idiot. It has Lesser Black Magic figured out like a true Satanist.
It knows exactly how to utilize its 'cuteness' to manipulate humans (with a pretty little dance and yap it has perfected to a tee) into yielding to its demands - giving it yummy titbits. The proof is in the pudding - attempts to keep its weight down have failed. It knows exactly how to reduce humans to moronic condition/response machines bendable to its canine will.
Did it read LaVey's section on using sentiment to manipulate, by any chance? 
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#38930 - 05/30/10 08:17 PM
Re: Neither fish nor fowl, The 600 Club blog....
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Adversary
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Edited by Adversary (05/30/10 08:51 PM)
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#39737 - 07/01/10 12:25 PM
Re: Neither fish nor fowl, The 600 Club blog....
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NeoZombie
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Wish the girl I was seeing had not got fixed. She was of prime pedigree, but she decided to get a vasectomy after having three girls. Dammit I just want to create my sun/son without all this feeling garbage. Well guess i'm on the the next <*}}}}><.
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#39739 - 07/01/10 12:51 PM
Re: Neither fish nor fowl, The 600 Club blog....
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Asmedious
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You can consider trying to spread your seed through artificial means.
One of the women that I work for purchased sperm from a "Sperm Bank," and got her self inseminated with it. Had an adorable baby girl.
She also bought extra sperm from the same “donor,” for future use. (They store it for her.)
Of course you would have to be the kind of person that a woman wants to have babies from. It's all done anonymously so you don't have to worry about child support or anything like that.
I believe that the donor has the option to make themselves available for the child to find at a later date if they wish to do so, but it's not a requirement.
You could assure your "legacy" passes on (that is if anyone decides to buy your sperm) and you even get paid for it.
I would do this myself, but alas, I'm too OLD. I think you have to be 30 and under to donate.
PS. Sorry but if anyone is thinking about making a "withdrawal" for gastronomy purposes, they don't sell shots, plus the stuff is frozen, so it would only be a spermcicle anyway.
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#39740 - 07/01/10 01:42 PM
Re: Neither fish nor fowl, The 600 Club blog....
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NeoZombie
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You can consider trying to spread your seed through artificial means.
One of the women that I work for purchased sperm from a "Sperm Bank," and got her self inseminated with it. Had an adorable baby girl.
She also bought extra sperm from the same “donor,” for future use. (They store it for her.)
Of course you would have to be the kind of person that a woman wants to have babies from. It's all done anonymously so you don't have to worry about child support or anything like that.
I believe that the donor has the option to make themselves available for the child to find at a later date if they wish to do so, but it's not a requirement.
You could assure your "legacy" passes on (that is if anyone decides to buy your sperm) and you even get paid for it.
I would do this myself, but alas, I'm too OLD. I think you have to be 30 and under to donate.
PS. Sorry but if anyone is thinking about making a "withdrawal" for gastronomy purposes, they don't sell shots, plus the stuff is frozen, so it would only be a spermcicle anyway.
I'm not paying no serogate mother. Have you priced those lately?
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#39742 - 07/01/10 01:57 PM
Re: Neither fish nor fowl, The 600 Club blog....
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felixgarnet
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Wish the girl I was seeing had not got fixed. She was of prime pedigree, but she decided to get a vasectomy after having three girls. Dammit I just want to create my sun/son without all this feeling garbage. Well guess i'm on the the next <*}}}}><.
NeoZombie - the girl you were seeing did not get a vasectomy. Men get vasectomies. Incidentally, if you think financing a surrogate (?) mother for your precious seed will be financially taxing then I seriously you suggest putting off regular fatherhood for some time as that doesn't come cheap either.
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#40632 - 07/21/10 08:46 PM
Re: Neither fish nor fowl, The 600 Club blog....
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Asmedious
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I'm not paying no serogate mother. Have you priced those lately?
Just caught this response now.
No, I didn't mean that you PAY for a serogate mother. Actually they are the ones that pay for the sperm, then have the baby.
You would have no rights or contacts to the baby though, but no obligations either.
This idea is not to so that you can have a child to raise, it is ONLY to ensure that your genes get passed on. Heck you might father a hundred children with this method.
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#40811 - 07/25/10 06:09 AM
Re: Neither fish nor fowl, The 600 Club blog....
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Nyte
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I'm not paying no serogate mother. Have you priced those lately? Just caught this response now. No, I didn't mean that you PAY for a serogate mother. Actually they are the ones that pay for the sperm, then have the baby. You would have no rights or contacts to the baby though, but no obligations either. This idea is not to so that you can have a child to raise, it is ONLY to ensure that your genes get passed on. Heck you might father a hundred children with this method.
I know I should be more "long winded but....
Don't give that dolt anymore ideas, PLEASE! You, of all people, should know what the end results are. 
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Can you do some healing visualisation for her or is that not your thing? I do hope she feels much better soon and am thinking of you both.
