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#111850 - 03/17/17 11:51 AM Re: The Dick Pic! [Re: CanisMachina42]
Megatron Offline
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 Originally Posted By: CanisMachina42
But In the meantime, here you go. Discuss that.


<deleted picture of a homely person>

No. Here YOU go:



Wins the internet, drops the mic . . .
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#111852 - 03/17/17 03:48 PM Re: The Dick Pic! [Re: Megatron]
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*Plays along.

Yeah... That is definitely hotter, but I don't see what it has to do with me. Life is NOT Penthouse Letters! I've also seen Chasing Amy, never really works out.

*wins back internet

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#111862 - 03/18/17 11:04 AM Re: The Dick Pic! [Re: CanisMachina42]
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 Originally Posted By: CanisMachina42
I've also seen Chasing Amy, never really works out.


That's because it was two guys. How gross is that shit? Duh, Double-Gross! Gross-as-Fuck-with-a-Fork-Stuck-In.

Dude, you have a lot to learn about winning the internet. Two hot chicks making out that you will eventually be IN-BETWEEN = WIN.

A fuggedy-ass chick pick with no hope of even cunnilingus = fail.

Sorry, man. Shit is what it is . . .

<regains the ever-important internet "hand">


Edited by Megatron (03/18/17 11:06 AM)
Edit Reason: nobody saw that
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#111868 - 03/18/17 06:56 PM Re: The Dick Pic! [Re: Bartho LeMule]
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 Originally Posted By: Bartho LeMule
I really have nothing to say either, except:

1) I can't believe Wah Wah Wah, I want to post a wall of text about the ONA and y'all are talking about something that doesn't interest me.

I can't believe you wasted one of your six posts a day bitching about a thread.

 Originally Posted By: SIN3
This is what I tell my gal-pals that complain about it. They typically say things like "I can't block numbers on my phone", "I shouldn't have to.", or "I can't ignore my phone because of work".

These are just excuses and justifications.

I'm very skeptical of "can't block numbers." More likely they don't know how, or it costs extra. It's five bucks a month to block up to five numbers on mine. Totally worth it.

"I shouldn't have to."? Pssh, and I shouldn't have to have insurance to cover when some indigent dumb fuck without insurance drunkenly plows into my car in a parking lot. I shouldn't have to lock my door when I leave for work because people should leave my stuff alone. But this shit is generally a good policy. If you act as though the world were how you think it ought to be instead of how it actually is, you're gonna have a bad time.

"I can't ignore my phone because of work." Perhaps, but you can ignore certain senders. And if someone from work is sending you unwanted cock shots, you might wanna take that up with HR.

 Originally Posted By: Megatron
Dude, you have a lot to learn about winning the internet. Two hot chicks making out that you will eventually be IN-BETWEEN = WIN.

A fuggedy-ass chick pick with no hope of even cunnilingus = fail.

Would smash all of the above pics, just sayin.

Also, threesomes can be good if you take turns with shit and watch/ assist. Trying to do three things at once simultaneously is folly. Not enjoyable. No tripods. One thing at a time.

And as first-time sex with a certain person can be awkward, threesomes can exponentially compound that awkward. Had a pretty decent experience in a threesome with two people I had individually fucked before (who had also fucked each other).
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#111878 - 03/19/17 06:34 AM Re: The Dick Pic! [Re: XiaoGui17]
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 Originally Posted By: XiaoGui17
Trying to do three things at once simultaneously is folly.


Really? I've done that with a single chick. A dick, two hands and a mouth, duh. I can
Warning, Spoiler:
lick my wife's ass
while simultaneously
Warning, Spoiler:
stroking her clit and nipple
. And that's without even using my dick.

I seriously hope spoiler tags work here . . .

JK


Edited by Megatron (03/19/17 06:40 AM)
Edit Reason: Oh, and yeah, if some second chick happens to be sucking my dick at the time, RE-WINS INTERNET.
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#111886 - 03/19/17 02:50 PM Re: The Dick Pic! [Re: Megatron]
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Speaking of Dick Pics...

Here's one for you. Enjoy.

I happen to agree for the most part, save for the whole 'grab 'em by the pussy bit.'
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#111889 - 03/19/17 04:26 PM Re: The Dick Pic! [Re: Megatron]
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 Originally Posted By: Megatron
 Originally Posted By: XiaoGui17
Trying to do three things at once simultaneously is folly.

Really? I've done that with a single chick.

Not what I meant, but I suppose that's on me for lack of precision in language.

Trying to do some Cirque du Soleil shit where one girl sits on your face and one girl sits on your crotch and they both make out with each other looks good in drawings, but IRL ends up with balance and breathing issues, and functions about as well in practice as communism.
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#112004 - 03/25/17 07:35 PM Re: The Dick Pic! [Re: duhsquidbilly]
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I keep them in a folder, labelled and with accompanying documentation, like a collection.

There are a lot of women and men pretending to be women who respond in kind, you are not one of them. So you can just tell them what you think.

a. "I do not like this, please don't send them to me."

b. "I want to cyber with you baybeeeee"

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