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#120393 - 10/04/19 06:44 PM who wants to get in touch with satan
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i know how to summon him
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#120396 - 10/04/19 11:08 PM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: mario32]
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I can already guess how this is going to go.
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#120397 - 10/04/19 11:14 PM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: Asmedious]
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 Originally Posted By: Asmedious
I can already guess how this is going to go.


you can buy this https://www.secretsensations.org/products/an-evening-with-satan?_pos=5&_sid=8daf7b77b&_ss=r is a website that sells spirits. i actually bought it and satan came to me. i had food with him and such saw the spirit sand demons in hell

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#120398 - 10/04/19 11:25 PM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: mario32]
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 Originally Posted By: Scam Site
WHAT YA'LL DO IS UP TO YOU AND HIM
Ahem.

*y'all
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#120399 - 10/05/19 12:57 AM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: mario32]
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What'd he eat? Did he have dessert first?
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#120400 - 10/05/19 01:33 AM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: LEVIATHAN'sabyss]
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 Originally Posted By: LEVIATHAN'sabyss
What'd he eat? Did he have dessert first?


he had chicken. then for desert he had chocolate cake. and i had a salad because im on a diet...
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#120402 - 10/05/19 06:15 PM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: mario32]
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i showed him thoughts from the show supernatural now hes a nice guy with feelings like crowley. he doesnt hurt people anymore

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#120460 - 10/10/19 03:17 PM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: mario32]
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I am sure Satan would firstly make "asshole Mario" choke to death, preferably by swallowing his own vomit, then ask Leviathan'abyss if he'd like to be served the same menu.
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#120461 - 10/10/19 03:23 PM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: mario32]
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I want to get in touch with Satan. Summon HIM bastard.
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#120469 - 10/11/19 05:39 AM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: fiendish]
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 Originally Posted By: fiendish
I want to get in touch with Satan. Summon HIM bastard.


u can summon him buying this listing https://www.secretsensations.org/products/an-evening-with-satan?_pos=5&_sid=8daf7b77b&_ss=r it cost 100 bucks. but it works i saw the demons and hell spirits in hell.
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#120470 - 10/11/19 08:20 AM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: mario32]
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I had no idea Peter Steele (RIP) was Satan.
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#120477 - 10/11/19 08:20 PM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: Dan_Dread]
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 Originally Posted By: Dan_Dread
I had no idea Peter Steele (RIP) was Satan.
If you're referring to the image in the link...



...I'm pretty sure that's Gaahl from Wardruna:


Doubt he agreed to be the model for OP's crap, in any case.
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#120482 - 10/12/19 08:07 AM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: XiaoGui17]
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 Originally Posted By: XiaoGui17
 Originally Posted By: Dan_Dread
I had no idea Peter Steele (RIP) was Satan.
If you're referring to the image in the link...



...I'm pretty sure that's Gaahl from Wardruna:


Doubt he agreed to be the model for OP's crap, in any case.


well they also have demon spirits as well. vampires and such did you guys look at the website?

Edited by mario32 (10/12/19 08:07 AM)
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#120484 - 10/12/19 08:24 AM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: mario32]
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the spirits actually talks to you because i bought several from the site
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#120486 - 10/12/19 12:39 PM Re: who wants to get in touch with satan [Re: mario32]
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 Originally Posted By: mario32
the spirits actually talks to you because i bought several from the site
I'm not interested in talking to demons, or vampires, or Satan, or the disembodied spirit of any musician, living or dead.

I'd pay good money to get some people to stop talking to me. I don't know what the going rate is for a nice, tall glass of shut-the-fuck-up, or where it can be purchased. Don't suppose you could help me with that?
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