#15301 - 12/01/08 09:16 PM
Re: Jokes
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Phaethon
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Registered: 08/01/08
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palins Mouth and her cunt?
A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her cunt.
I actually heard that on 4chan once..
I laughed so hard I cried
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#15304 - 12/01/08 10:36 PM
Re: Jokes
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blsk
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Registered: 09/22/08
Posts: 298
Loc: salem or
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Okay, when I read that I fucking died. That is sooo wrong I had to laugh to be comfortable with what I had just read. Bravo, that was good. LOL
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#15449 - 12/03/08 11:22 PM
Re: Jokes
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Chelsea_Grin
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Registered: 11/04/08
Posts: 54
Loc: Atlanta, GA
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Dr. Dave is sitting in his surgery after hours one night thinking about his encounter with a patient the week before. He pictures an angel on his right shoulder and a devil on his left as he looks in the mirror, the devil is saying "Dave mate, don’t worry about it you wont be the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you certainly wont be the last" then the angel pipes up " for fuck sake Dave, you're a vet!!!"
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#15481 - 12/04/08 12:09 PM
Re: Jokes
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Jake999
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Registered: 11/02/08
Posts: 2230
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A woman goes into a bar. It was quiet and the bar was empty, so she sat on a stool and ordered a Budweiser. The bartender gave her the beer, she took one drink and passed out cold.
The bartender was worried. She might be hurt. She might sue him. He thought that he had better make her comfortable on the sofa in the back and then call 911. He took her to the sofa and she looked soooooo good that he just couldn't help himself. He did her. Moments later, she woke up, straightened up and walked out of the bar.
The next day, he was telling his friend about it and she walked in again, sat at the bar and said, "I'll have a Budweiser." Same drink, same effect. She hit the floor and both the bartender and his friend took her to the couch and had their way with her. Moments later, she woke up, straightened up and walked out of the bar.
The next day, the bar was full. It got deathly quiet as she made her order, and when she passed out, they lined up next to the sofa. Moments later, she woke up, straightened up and walked out of the bar.
The next day, the bar was full, there was a line around the block, cops were doing traffic control and the Channel 7 Eyewitness News helicopter was circling the area. She walked in and sat at the bar. "I'll have a Coors light," she said.
The bartender said, "I thought you liked Budweiser."
She said, "I do, but Budweiser makes my pussy sore."
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#15571 - 12/06/08 01:09 AM
Re: Jokes
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Dherrick
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Registered: 11/01/08
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Thats rediculous.
I gotta remember that one.
Sorry I don't have any to add.
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#15616 - 12/06/08 12:56 PM
Re: Jokes
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Anthony West
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Registered: 12/03/08
Posts: 43
Loc: Germany
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Dude, that one was awesome.
Here's one:
Q: What's long and hard on a 14-year old nigger boy?
A: 2nd grade.
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#15619 - 12/06/08 01:59 PM
Re: Jokes
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Anthony West
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Registered: 12/03/08
Posts: 43
Loc: Germany
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Here's another racist joke.
Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash?
A: 9 months
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#15955 - 12/11/08 09:50 AM
Re: Jokes
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Fabiano
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Registered: 09/06/08
Posts: 374
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The CICADA and the ANT
ENGLISH VERSION
The ant works hard all summer long in the heat wave. It builds its house and prepares its provisions for the winter.
The cicada thinks that the ant is stupid; it laughs, dances and plays all the summer. When the winter came, the ant is in the heat and is well nourished.
The cicada trembling of cold has neither food nor shelter has and dies of cold.
> > > END
FRENCH VERSION
The ant works hard all the summer in the heat wave. It builds its house and prepares its provisions for the winter. The cicada thinks that the ant is stupid; it laughs, dances and plays all the summer.
When the winter came, the ant is in the heat and is well nourished. The cicada trembling of cold organizes a press conference and asks why the ant has the right to be in the heat and nourished well while the others, less lucky like it, are cold and hunger. Television organizes emissions on line which show the cicada trembling of cold and passes video extracts of the ant well in the heat in its comfortable house with a table full with provisions.
The French's are surprised that, in a so rich country, one lets suffer this poor cicada while others live in abundance. Associations against poverty express in front of the house of the ant. The journalists organize interviews asking why the ant became rich on the back of the cicada and challenge the government to increase the taxes of the ant so it pays “its just part".
In answer to the surveys, the government writes a law on economic equality and a law (retroactive since the summer) about anti-discrimination.
The taxes of the ant are increased and the ant receives also a fine for not to having engaged the cicada as an assistant. The house of the ant is preempted by the authorities because the ant doesn't have enough money to pay its fine and its taxes.
The ant leaves France and installs successfully in Switzerland.
Television makes a report on the now fattened cicada. It is finishing the last provisions of the ant although spring is still far. The old house of the ant, turned into social housing for the cicada, worsens because the latter didn’t do anything for maintaining it.
Reproaches are made with the government for the lack of means. An investigation commission is set up, which will cost 10 millions euros.
The cicada dies of an overdose.
“Liberation” and “L' Humanité” comment the failure of the government to rectify the problem of the social inequalities seriously.
The house is squatted by a gang of immigrant spiders. The government is pleased with the multicultural diversity of France.
The spiders organize traffic of marijuana and terrorize the community.
> > > END
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