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#12986 - 10/20/08 09:31 PM A few jokes known to recieve laughter and scowls
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What is the difference between a picture of jesus and the real jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of the bastard.
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A Satanist, a Christian and a Wiccan are all in a public bathroom taking a piss. The Christian finishes first and proceeds to thoroughly wash his hands saying "We Christians have learned that cleanliness is next to godliness." The Wiccan finishes second and gives his hand a quick wash and says "We Wiccans have learned to respect mother earth and preserve her natural resources." The Satanist is last to finish and as he walks out the door he replies "Well us Satanists have learned not to piss on our hands"
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Sure I talk a lot of shit about jesus but I can say one positive thing about him: he was well hung.
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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
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What do Laura Bush and tampons have in common? Their both stuck up cunts.
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#12988 - 10/20/08 09:42 PM Re: A few jokes known to recieve laughter and scowls [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Q: What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of watermelons?
A: You can't unload watermelons with a pitchfork.

Most the ones I know are race related but I will refrain due to the whimperings of what panty-wastes may reside among us ;\)
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#12990 - 10/20/08 09:51 PM Re: A few jokes known to recieve laughter and scowls [Re: blsk]
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I love the dead baby jokes. As far as the race related jokes go I agree with Carlos Mencia: If you can't tell the jokes to a person of the race the joke is about, then you have no right to tell that joke. I am a member of Anti-Racist Action, but have been known to indulge in a racist themed joke now and again (who hasn't). Thats fine, words are words, but when you start bringing actual violence against people because of their race, religion, sexual prefernce etc, that is when I start taking an issue with it.
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#12992 - 10/20/08 09:57 PM Re: A few jokes known to recieve laughter and scowls [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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I've mentioned these before but in case you havn't heard them:
Q: What's small, screaming, and can't turn corners?
A: A baby with a spear through it.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby dressed like a clown.

When I remember more i'll shoot 'em your way.
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#12994 - 10/20/08 10:01 PM Re: A few jokes known to recieve laughter and scowls [Re: blsk]
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies '59 Corvette?
I dont have a '59 Corvette in my garage.
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#12996 - 10/20/08 10:14 PM Re: A few jokes known to recieve laughter and scowls [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower
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#13001 - 10/20/08 10:20 PM Re: A few jokes known to recieve laughter and scowls [Re: blsk]
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What do you call a black guy haging from a tree with a briefcase in his hand?
Branch manager.

And just to make clear I have told this to black people before.


Edited by blsk (10/20/08 10:21 PM)
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#13011 - 10/20/08 11:27 PM Re: A few jokes known to recieve laughter and scowls [Re: blsk]
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Niggers executed Wednesdays, Possibly on rainy Thursday's.
Also you can say,
Never eat wet pussy on rainy Tuesdays.
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#13014 - 10/20/08 11:35 PM Re: A few jokes known to recieve laughter and scowls [Re: BloodHorn]
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P.E.T.A

People Eating Tasty Animals
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