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#14650 - 11/18/08 12:40 PM Sex in Christ!
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Dear friends.

I found this slightly amusing...

BDSM in a Christian marriage...
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#14653 - 11/18/08 12:48 PM Re: Sex in Christ! [Re: Woland]
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I think the section on anal sex has to be more amusing.

"To the pure, everything is pure." So by that definition, apparently, the anus is as clean as my chest. Hahahahaha.
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#14655 - 11/18/08 12:55 PM Re: Sex in Christ! [Re: DistroyA]
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This is a very amusing website. I'd like to know if the one behind it is a christian opening it up or a non-believer corrupting it.
The most fun christian spot I've been browsing since years.

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This is complete blasphemy. You must take this down. To suggest that the Lord Jesus Christ propositioned a woman for a blowjob is preposterous. You are sinning against God by twisting the words of His son. You need to take this down, for your own good.


We did not mean to suggest that Jesus was propositioning the woman at the well or asked her to give him a blowjob. Of course not! Jesus would never do that. In fact, he refuses to give her the “living water” himself. When she asks him to give her the living water (semen), Christ tells the woman to get her husband. This is so he (Christ) could instruct her on how to give a blowjob to her husband and receive the living water from her husband. Thank you for your concern, and we hope this clarifies matters.


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#14656 - 11/18/08 12:56 PM Re: Sex in Christ! [Re: DistroyA]
Woland Moderator Offline
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 Originally Posted By: DistroyA
I think the section on anal sex has to be more amusing.

"To the pure, everything is pure." So by that definition, apparently, the anus is as clean as my chest. Hahahahaha.


Being a true gentile; I simply refuse to bugger or be buggered.

I have this principle; there is only one hole, from which shit routinly emerges, that I am willing to insert my dick in.

Sarah Palins mouth...



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#14659 - 11/18/08 04:25 PM Re: Sex in Christ! [Re: Woland]
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That website is hilarious! I had several really good belly laughs. The oral sex area is pretty funny, God wants you to swallow, it's good for your soul etc etc.

Thanks for the link/laugh

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#14661 - 11/18/08 04:52 PM Re: Sex in Christ! [Re: Diavolo]
Woland Moderator Offline
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 Originally Posted By: Diavolo
This is a very amusing website. I'd like to know if the one behind it is a christian opening it up or a non-believer corrupting it.
The most fun christian spot I've been browsing since years.


D.


It does celebrate the spirit of Jonathan Swift rather nicely, doesnt it?
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#14662 - 11/18/08 05:32 PM Re: Sex in Christ! [Re: Woland]
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Funny! Of course, we KNOW they have sex... multiplyin' like rabbits. Maybe we should just give 'em the parts on Anal and Oral sex.
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#14691 - 11/19/08 12:34 PM Re: Sex in Christ! [Re: Jake999]
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Sites like this just make me wander what some people are just thinking about.
I mean who comes up with the idea to start a christan pro-sex site....
Perhaps he/she has seen the light?
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