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#15610 - 12/06/08 10:42 AM A story of my friday night
Phaethon Offline
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Registered: 08/01/08
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Being still only a kid and dependant on my (christain) parents, they pretty much control most I do. I dont really mind that since I get much more in return.
Last week they sprung on me the plan to drive all the way to Philadelphia to see a christian preacher, Joel Osteen. Slept most of the ride there, relaxed, drank yoohoo's, good ride over all.
Got there and had to listen to my parents hypocritical road rage as they are "trying to be good christians."
As we walked in, we witnessed the strangest thing; a christian calling Joel Osteen the Devil. I find this hilarious how these people are. Christians against christians, that's how it should be.

Anyone else have a recent experience of extremely stupid christians?
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#15611 - 12/06/08 11:07 AM Re: A story of my friday night [Re: Phaethon]
Anthony West Offline
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Registered: 12/03/08
Posts: 43
Loc: Germany
I like it when Christians beg and pray for forgiveness for a sin, then go out and do that same thing all over again.

From there, the cycle starts all over.

For some reason, this never gets old.
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#15613 - 12/06/08 11:13 AM Re: A story of my friday night [Re: Anthony West]
Jake999 Offline
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Registered: 11/02/08
Posts: 2230
Dr. Lavey called it. "Sewing their wild oats all week and then praying for a crop failure on Sunday."
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#15675 - 12/07/08 06:58 AM Re: A story of my friday night [Re: Jake999]
spiderbreeder Offline
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Registered: 11/29/08
Posts: 300
Loc: Sydney,Australia
There is a "Fire and Brimstone" style preacher man who sets himself up for his weekly rants in the main street of my hometown. Very Loud, eloquent, and would probably be fearsomely imposing, but the piss stain down the front of his grey stonewash jeans totally fucks it up for him. I crack up every time I see him!
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#15678 - 12/07/08 10:08 AM Re: A story of my friday night [Re: spiderbreeder]
Anthony West Offline
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Registered: 12/03/08
Posts: 43
Loc: Germany
Wowie!

That WOULD be a funny sight.
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