On youtube I got a response from someone who says I got it all wrong. They claim to be a vampire and that their victims allow themselves to be drained. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. All I can say is that if he/she/it tries to stick their fangs in me, they are going to have to find a dentist for some caps.
I actually have Jake's Vampire challenge out there that nobody has yet to pick up on. I have $10,000... really... for anyone who claims to be a vampire of the undead variety. All they have to do is sign a waiver of indemnity, stand in front of me, bare chested, for 10 seconds while I unload a clip into their chest. If they're REALLY undead, they smile, pocket the $10K and walk away.
Bury your dead, pick up your weapon and soldier on.