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#18047 - 01/12/09 07:15 PM satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here
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#18070 - 01/13/09 01:32 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Satansfarm]
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They seem fairly easy to kill, though... I mean, you ripped one of their heads off with your bare hands...

Unless they "allowed" that to happen, and they really don't need their physical bodies.

I think they've already infiltrated my home... in the form of a large white bunny, a team of "teddy bears", and a shitload of clowns.

I think my daughter is communicating with them.

I'm frightened.
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#18073 - 01/13/09 01:35 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Satansfarm]
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Satansfarm, you got me feelin' a bit worried, I'm looking at my "Tickle Me Elmo" in a whole new sinister light.

I'm off to rip his head off now, I hope I don't have the same difficulty you were having with your little ET....

Are you still feeling weak from feeling sick?

Love the T-shirt in the background as well, a glorious touch! \:D
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#18201 - 01/14/09 09:01 PM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: spiderbreeder]
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I am feeling so much better now that I have replaced my pillow with one that has magnets in it. Yes, I have been not sleeping well for many years. Some say that the aliens....did stuff to me...heh heh heh. I was always an oddball anyway. One little alien probe into my gastrointestinal or reproductive system is not going to make a whole lot of difference. I am intolerant of a wide variety of foods and most pornography just doesnt do it for me any more. Since the aliens have no monetary system, the concept of renumerating me is a puzzle to them. frikkin foreigners....
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#18202 - 01/14/09 09:10 PM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Satansfarm]
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Two words... well, three... THE ANAL PROBE!!!!!
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#18210 - 01/14/09 11:46 PM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Jake999]
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If someone anally probed me with a strange implement(after an ET kidnapping of course) , I'd need a magnetic pillow as well.

Come to think of it, I think I'd need an entire magnetic house, with the mandatory magnetic chastity belt thrown in.

Good Luck on getting some sleep Satansfarm.... I am a creature of the night who has to work in the day, so the quest for sleep is a concept I am not unfamiliar with myself.

Thanks to you,Elmo is Dead.

My total environment is safe for now.....
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#18225 - 01/15/09 01:56 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: spiderbreeder]
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If you had a metallic implant... the magnetic house thing might not be a good idea.

Like if you have to have an MRI... remove all metallic objects...

Nice new avatar, Spiderbreeder... ahhh, Elvira...


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#18242 - 01/15/09 04:51 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: daevid777]
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Shit, I didn't think of that Daevil ( saw (Morgan?) had changed your name for you, hope you don't mind me jumping on the bandwagon too)yes, the possibility of a future metallic implant/MRI totally throws a spanner in the works regarding a magnetic existence- Damn.

Maybe we should just throw all caution to the wind, and let the stuffed, furry aliens take over, rampant anal probing for all...

Re-reading that last paragraph,perhaps not.

And yes, Elvira rocks (or rocked) big time!
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#18273 - 01/16/09 12:48 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: spiderbreeder]
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Yes, I AM the Daevil!!! That's funny because I never thought of it that way (my name) - it came about ordinarily enough... due to there being "too many Daves" (see Dr. Seuss). Ironic though.

I don't know about letting them take over... but for now I'm monitoring them very closely... if they move a centimeter... I'll know.
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#18303 - 01/16/09 10:51 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: daevid777]
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One thing that puzzles me is that I have never seen an alien craft.
They just pop into my room like this, unannounced. Well, at least they don't take up too much space, ask me for money or a meal, nor do they try to hit on my female companions. I can live with this.

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#18321 - 01/16/09 07:11 PM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Satansfarm]
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What no spacecraft? Their just popping into existence? Space aliens my ass...

You are dealing with interdimensional beings clearly... Just back away slowly and say little... They can be anywhere, anytime... ;\)

~T~
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#18324 - 01/16/09 09:13 PM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Satansfarm]
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Wow, sounds like someone got their hands on some really good acid.
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#18337 - 01/17/09 01:20 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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I think if I was on acid at this point... all the "pan-dimensional beings" in my house would be ripped to shreds... polyester filler would be everywhere.
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#18347 - 01/17/09 06:27 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: daevid777]
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What a coincidence..... polyester filling is blanketing my loungeroom floor as I type- I staged an incredibly vicious attack on the rest of Elmo's friends.
Sitting there all quietly and innocent-like they were, but they didn't fool me, oh no...

Truth; My dogs have just gutted the stuffed mallard they had,but thanks to you Satansfarm, I know that it was really an ET invader, and the dogs were only protecting me.

I feel safe again. For now....


Edited by spiderbreeder (01/17/09 06:28 AM)
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#18427 - 01/18/09 11:15 PM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: spiderbreeder]
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Hey, they could be interdimensional space dudes who don't need a craft to get around. They are THAT advanced. Or, they could be stranded cuz once they landed here, they couldn't afford a tank of gas, their ship got stripped cuz they parked it in the wrong neighborhood. Stuff happens.
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