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#20179 - 02/11/09 06:38 PM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Satansfarm]
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Looks like you havn't been feed in awhile. Would you like for me to make some food for you. I've seen some pretty gnarly aliens also during my time up in mars.
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#20840 - 02/20/09 04:07 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Linaka113]
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the alien space dudes have informed me that i have been selected for further experimentation. hey, im down. anything to get outta this crummy cheap hotel with nosey neighbors and drunken idiots blocking the doorway.
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#20874 - 02/20/09 06:21 PM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Satansfarm]
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Hahahaha your so silly Satan. I just hope they dont anal probe you lol.
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#20937 - 02/21/09 04:36 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Linaka113]
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Well being such an advanced creatures the aliens are supposed to be able to do this stuff to you without you having any bad feelings like pain. As a matter of fact, they wipe your brain of the memory, just like the men in black. Sooooooooooooooooo....which leads me to wonder why satanists wear black alot. Could it be that the ancient names we recite during rituals are actually email addresses from another planet??????
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#21044 - 02/23/09 12:12 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Satansfarm]
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I wear alot of black and I'am proud.
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#21153 - 02/26/09 05:06 AM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Linaka113]
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I wear black cuz:

1.stains dont show
2. it s scary
3. owning all black clothing eliminates the need to pick matching color
4. it makes me invisible
5. it absorbs the power of the sun
6. it looks really cool
7. it takes off a few pounds
8. i have to be careful to avoid gang colors in my neighborhood

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#21171 - 02/26/09 08:25 PM Re: satansfarm: the alien space dudes are here [Re: Satansfarm]
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I agree with all of them expect number seven. It all depends on the fit,size,and cut. Sometimes wearing black wont make you look slender. Trust me I know what I'm saying. I have a Fashion Merchandising backround. Just make sure what you are wearing is fit right. Then you'll be the dopest Satanist around. In some parts of the country black is considered gang a color also.
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