I am feeling so much better now that I have replaced my pillow with one that has magnets in it. Yes, I have been not sleeping well for many years. Some say that the aliens....did stuff to me...heh heh heh. I was always an oddball anyway. One little alien probe into my gastrointestinal or reproductive system is not going to make a whole lot of difference. I am intolerant of a wide variety of foods and most pornography just doesnt do it for me any more. Since the aliens have no monetary system, the concept of renumerating me is a puzzle to them. frikkin foreigners....
If someone anally probed me with a strange implement(after an ET kidnapping of course) , I'd need a magnetic pillow as well.
Come to think of it, I think I'd need an entire magnetic house, with the mandatory magnetic chastity belt thrown in.
Good Luck on getting some sleep Satansfarm.... I am a creature of the night who has to work in the day, so the quest for sleep is a concept I am not unfamiliar with myself.
Shit, I didn't think of that Daevil ( saw (Morgan?) had changed your name for you, hope you don't mind me jumping on the bandwagon too)yes, the possibility of a future metallic implant/MRI totally throws a spanner in the works regarding a magnetic existence- Damn.
Maybe we should just throw all caution to the wind, and let the stuffed, furry aliens take over, rampant anal probing for all...
Yes, I AM the Daevil!!! That's funny because I never thought of it that way (my name) - it came about ordinarily enough... due to there being "too many Daves" (see Dr. Seuss). Ironic though.
I don't know about letting them take over... but for now I'm monitoring them very closely... if they move a centimeter... I'll know.
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One thing that puzzles me is that I have never seen an alien craft. They just pop into my room like this, unannounced. Well, at least they don't take up too much space, ask me for money or a meal, nor do they try to hit on my female companions. I can live with this.
I think if I was on acid at this point... all the "pan-dimensional beings" in my house would be ripped to shreds... polyester filler would be everywhere.
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What a coincidence..... polyester filling is blanketing my loungeroom floor as I type- I staged an incredibly vicious attack on the rest of Elmo's friends. Sitting there all quietly and innocent-like they were, but they didn't fool me, oh no...
Truth; My dogs have just gutted the stuffed mallard they had,but thanks to you Satansfarm, I know that it was really an ET invader, and the dogs were only protecting me.
Hey, they could be interdimensional space dudes who don't need a craft to get around. They are THAT advanced. Or, they could be stranded cuz once they landed here, they couldn't afford a tank of gas, their ship got stripped cuz they parked it in the wrong neighborhood. Stuff happens.
Registered: 10/28/08
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Loc: East Bay 510 CA
Looks like you havn't been feed in awhile. Would you like for me to make some food for you. I've seen some pretty gnarly aliens also during my time up in mars.
the alien space dudes have informed me that i have been selected for further experimentation. hey, im down. anything to get outta this crummy cheap hotel with nosey neighbors and drunken idiots blocking the doorway.
Well being such an advanced creatures the aliens are supposed to be able to do this stuff to you without you having any bad feelings like pain. As a matter of fact, they wipe your brain of the memory, just like the men in black. Sooooooooooooooooo....which leads me to wonder why satanists wear black alot. Could it be that the ancient names we recite during rituals are actually email addresses from another planet??????
1.stains dont show 2. it s scary 3. owning all black clothing eliminates the need to pick matching color 4. it makes me invisible 5. it absorbs the power of the sun 6. it looks really cool 7. it takes off a few pounds 8. i have to be careful to avoid gang colors in my neighborhood
Registered: 10/28/08
Posts: 112
Loc: East Bay 510 CA
I agree with all of them expect number seven. It all depends on the fit,size,and cut. Sometimes wearing black wont make you look slender. Trust me I know what I'm saying. I have a Fashion Merchandising backround. Just make sure what you are wearing is fit right. Then you'll be the dopest Satanist around. In some parts of the country black is considered gang a color also.
