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#17114 - 12/29/08 02:30 AM Re: What do you watch? [Re: ceruleansteel]
daevid777 Offline
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My wife used to send me out to buy condoms, catfood, coffee, and toilet paper... how do you think I felt about that?
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#17132 - 12/29/08 07:29 AM Re: What do you watch? [Re: daevid777]
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HOT! I'd love to be a fly on the wall at your place Daevid777!
The mind boggles....

Are we veering precariously towards the Fetishes thread?

Love the cucumber and KY story too , now that's something I would fire up the old telly for...
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#17142 - 12/29/08 11:37 AM Re: What do you watch? [Re: spiderbreeder]
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Registered: 11/02/08
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Years ago, I went into a store with a woman I was dating in a strange mood. When we got to the counter, I had some condoms, some wine and cheese and a big tube of KY. We went to the check out counter and the checker looked like she was having a bad day.

I asked the woman if I could get a price check on the big tube of KY. Dutifully, she announced a price check over the store's speakers, turning a little red. The I asked her if they had AstroLube instead of KY, because it made anal so much easier and she sputtered, "I don't know, sir," turning redder still. As he was finishing ringing up my purchases, I asked her if she was alone for the evening. She gave me an emphatic, "NO!!: So I asked her if her husband was available and she finally cracked up, laughing, and said, "I know!! I'm on Candid Camera!!!"

About that time I noticed that my lady friend had left the store and was standing next to the car.
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#17639 - 01/05/09 12:23 PM Re: What do you watch? [Re: Jake999]
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I'd rather spend my time in the woods hunting deer with my Bess (Brown Bess).

Television is overrated to me, just like the Internet, reality occurs when you are able to set foot on the ground and be one with the animals, hearing every sound, smelling every smell etc.. I'd say if you want to play a character on the T.V./Internet, be a damn good one because no-one really cares about a sideshow, myself included.

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#17640 - 01/05/09 01:04 PM Re: What do you watch? [Re: Cody]
Dimitri Offline
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reality occurs when you are able to set foot on the ground and be one with the animals, hearing every sound, smelling every smell etc..

Very wise words! I know what you are talking about. Well.. at least till the "deer hunting" part. Anyway, indeed I'm always feeling better when doing a good walk in the wild nature.
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#20680 - 02/18/09 02:48 AM Re: What do you watch? [Re: Dimitri]
Linaka113 Offline
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Registered: 10/28/08
Posts: 112
Loc: East Bay 510 CA
The shows I like to watch is:

The First 48 on A&E
Man Hunters
Paranormal State
Cops
Ghost Hunters
Food Network
What Not to Wear
LA Ink
That Metal Show
Fuse Network
MTV
The Girls Next Door
Top Gear from BBC America
The Real Housewives of Orange County
Tori and Dean
Soup on E Channel
Attack of The Show on G
Travel Channel

I know theres more but I cant think about it right now.


I'm really not into movies all that much. But I LOVE watching PORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

If I was watching normal movies it would have Jet Li in it. Action type I enjoy horror movies also.
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#20681 - 02/18/09 02:55 AM Re: What do you watch? [Re: jesusbeater]
annieoracle Offline
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Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 37
Loc: co. waterford, ireland
I Don't watch much T.V so my list will be short!

The L Word
Family Guy
Cooking Shows
Documentaries
The News

Thats it!!!! \:\)
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#20922 - 02/21/09 02:34 AM Re: What do you watch? [Re: annieoracle]
daevid777 Offline
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I watch my male white toy poodle make his best attempt to "hump" my male black cat...

To paraphrase George Carlin... it's not only an interracial thing, or an interspecies thing, it's also a homosexual act...

My dogs gay, and he likes black guys... good for him.

TV?

Used to be "Star Trek" - anything but "Deep Space Nine" - fuck that shit!

"Law and Order" - any of them, take your pic, but Stabler is "hot"... so I'm told... okay, he's hot, my dog and I agree.

Food Network shit - Iron Chef - the "real" Iron Chef... with Foie Gras and live eels... they don't fuck around. And they would never use "canned goods" as "ingredients"... bastard Americans... "Good Eats" - 'cause I like the science behind the food...

Anthony Bourdain... if only for the episode when he ate an "Iguana Tamale"...

"Desperate Housewives" - don't judge...

"Burn Notice" - lost touch with it for a while... but I always like Bruce Campbell...

"Real Time with Bill Mahr" - HBO

"Spongebob Squarepants" - I'm a father... that's my excuse... if I still smoked weed... it would be even better...

Can I say some "Hail Mary's" or something now... 'cause I feel like I just left a confessional...

I'm so ashamed...
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#21029 - 02/22/09 08:16 PM Re: What do you watch? [Re: daevid777]
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Loc: US
Dave, you'll be alright as long as you don't watch "Dora the Explorer" or "Blue's Clues"...your kids are old enough to be past that crap, right? Right?

Spongebob is the best...reminds me a lot of Ren & Stimpy with the wacked out animation and bizarre plots.
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#21033 - 02/22/09 11:09 PM Re: What do you watch? [Re: Nemesis]
daevid777 Offline
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Yeah, Dora too, and Blue's Clues... but only with Steve, when Joe's on I race to change the fucking channel...

Now there's this new shit... Dora formula to the extreme - Called "Ni Hao Kai Lan" - it's like Chinese Dora...

Why am I writing this!

So very ashamed...
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#21037 - 02/22/09 11:28 PM Re: What do you watch? [Re: daevid777]
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Lol Daevid,


I feel you I hate Dora, Blues Clues, and Barney. I seen that new show Ni Hao Kai Lan. I was like oh great another annoying show. I feel sick even thinking about it right now lol.
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#21160 - 02/26/09 10:46 AM Re: What do you watch? [Re: Linaka113]
Cody Offline
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Registered: 09/16/07
Posts: 72
I watch crap, I don't even know why I pay my bill, 10001 channels and they all dissolve into nothingness when I see them. I channel surf, stop at nudity channels briefly and then I move on.

Edited by Cody (02/26/09 10:48 AM)

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#21244 - 02/28/09 02:19 AM Re: What do you watch? [Re: Cody]
Rig Offline
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Registered: 02/26/09
Posts: 19
Loc: Grand Rapids, MI
I don't watch much television--I prefer to read--but I do have a couple favorites:

  • Arrested Development
  • Burn Notice
  • Law and Order: Criminal Intenet
  • The Office
  • The Universe
  • Three's Company (John Ritter was an amazing physical comedian)

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#21635 - 03/06/09 01:24 PM Re: What do you watch? [Re: Linaka113]
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Registered: 03/04/09
Posts: 30
Loc: NYC, USA
Currently, "The Family Guy" is my favorite. I laugh my ass off and have a good time while I'm watching it, then I feel dirty after it's all over. Like relationships...

"Sponge Bob" actually has a lot of humor that only adults and older kids would get. It's not your father's Saturday morning cartoon.
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#22051 - 03/15/09 03:40 PM Re: What do you watch? [Re: KaosKrieg]
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Back in the day, I lived upstairs from a former nun...why that is funny to me is beyond me, but she used to tape "her shows" during the day and after she watched them, she'd send the tape upstairs to us. For a while I was hooked on ER, but Law and Order is the only show that seems to have stood the test of time. I have probably seen every episode of every L&O they've made. I consider that quite an accomplishment for someone who hasn't owned a television in a jillion years.

I once invited the former nun over to watch "Dogma" with me. Then I hooked her up with the nascar loving single dude next door.

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