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#18741 - 01/24/09 10:41 AM Satan needs your sole.
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Now before anyone gets their panties and twist and starts complaining about how this video "doesn't contribute anything to anything" (in a voice that I imagine being whiny and nasaly) I just want to say one thing. Chill the fuck out! This video is funny and you know it. Yes you might have seen it before but you have to admit that it made you crack a smile. Unless you just take yourself too seriously and have completely forgotten how to smile or have a good time. If that be the case you should probably just kill yourself. Life can be tough and with things the way they are right now, you need to be able to laugh and joke around. Otherwise, whats the point? Well enough rambling, enjoy!
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#18786 - 01/24/09 05:01 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Honestly, I didn't find that even a little bit funny.
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#18796 - 01/24/09 08:54 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Dan_Dread]
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Well, might as well kill myself.
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#18800 - 01/24/09 10:18 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Octavius]
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didnt find it funny at all! it was actually boring! and quite stupid! no offence \:\)
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#18825 - 01/25/09 03:36 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: annieoracle]
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Good on you for trying 6S6A6... ;\)

I don't know whether it's due to me unloading pallets in 40 degree heat today, but I didn't even crack a smile.

Could be that I'm suffering from heat exhaustion tho'.
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#18828 - 01/25/09 03:52 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: spiderbreeder]
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I did crack a smile... so I guess I don't have to kill myself? It was "alright"... I guess.

Thanks for trying.
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#18830 - 01/25/09 03:54 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: daevid777]
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This is probably an oldie but I'd never seen it before. Now, I do think this is funny.



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#18836 - 01/25/09 04:28 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Diavolo]
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Hey man, I'm half-Mexican...

I think I saw my cousin in there...

Yeah, that was good. And true.
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#18875 - 01/25/09 10:57 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: daevid777]
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That was good, the best 300 parody I have seen thus far....

On another note, the comment about people killing themselves was only directed towards those who completely lack a sense of humor. If you didn't find that video funny, well that is your opinion and you are certainly entitled to it. No need to thank me for allowing you to have your own opinion, that is just the type of person I am.
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#18920 - 01/25/09 07:24 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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I think you should ask a moderator if you can open your own forum section for things that are really stupid.

We could all use it towards defining stupidity. An interesting subject that influences humanity. Maybe you still can contribute something of value.

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#18922 - 01/25/09 07:43 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: HereticAiel]
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You know that's actually not a bad idea...A place for all the meaningless crap people have to share (I mean this literally). If there's something that really serves no purpose on this site, it can be presented on a stupidity section. And possibly threads that go nowhere and get repetitious or threads where people do nothing but argue over childish crap (not stating any thread specifically) can be transferred to a stupidity section. Just a thought.
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#18923 - 01/25/09 08:04 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Mike]
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Or... and here's a novel concept... we can exercise a little self discipline and NOT get repetitious or argue over childish crap.

Yeah. I know... it's a pipedream.
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#18925 - 01/25/09 09:13 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Jake999]
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Yeah. I know... it's a pipedream.


Sad but true. Maybe we should have a limit on who joins, or maybe ask them a few questions before they can post. It might work to filter out some of the trolls from the site.
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#18938 - 01/25/09 11:50 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Mike]
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Been discussed... and been denied. For good reasons... not that things can't get a little frustrating.

Take the bad with the, er good?
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#18962 - 01/26/09 06:46 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Mike]
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It's good to let the trolls in for at least a little while Mike.

You can have a lot of sadistic,humerous fun with a troll, until you get bored with them and stop playing...

I mean, look at young Chey the Vampire...

He didn't last long, but it was fun to have a bit of a poke at him while he was here.. ;\)
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#18975 - 01/26/09 12:52 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Mike]
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Jesus H. Christ. Does everything about Satanism have to be so dry and serious? Doesn't anyone remember any of Anton's essays on humor? Specifically the essay from _The Devil's Notebook_, The Whoopie Cushion Shall Rise Again? A snipit of which....

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Unfortunately for a multitude of occultists, humor is a rare ingredient in their lives. In fact it is their very lack of humor that has impelled them into the arcane and esoteric. Someone once commented to me that a sorcerer without a sense of humor would be intolerable. I agree and will add that, in addition to being intolerable, he would be incompetent.

Satanists are anathema to the pious, the sanctimonious, and the hypocritical. They should also be the nemeses of the pompous. Satanists-Atten-shun! Right shoulder Whoopie Cushions! To the rear-harch!


And from the dedication of _The Devil's Notebook_.

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Dedicated to the men, whoever they are, who invented the Whoopie Cushion, the Joy Buzzer, and the Sneeze-O-Bubble....
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#18977 - 01/26/09 01:13 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: fakepropht]
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 Originally Posted By: fakepropht
Jesus H. Christ. Does everything about Satanism have to be so dry and serious?


My sentiments exactly. I am glad someone gets that. Some of you people really do seem to take yourselves to seriously. As if everything on here has to seem like it came directly out of a dissertation. I can resepect taking ones self seriously and there is certainly a need for it, but there is nothing wrong with joking around and laughing every now and then. It won't kill you, I promise.
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#18979 - 01/26/09 01:34 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: fakepropht]
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Jesus H. Christ. Does everything about Satanism have to be so dry and serious?


That's the way it seems. At least on this site anyway...All I was trying to say was it's annoying while trying to discuss certain issues and people jump in with nothing to contribute to the post or does nothing but preach their beliefs as if everyone has to listen (I'm referring to the christians who think they have to save us on here, as well as the trolls who come and post on a thread with poor grammar and who can hardly spell). I was just suggesting that a filter of some sort would be nice to at least keep a level of seriousness on certain topics. I've noticed a lot lately that interesting threads keep turning into meaningless rants or arguments over ridiculous issues. Humor is great, and there are many on here who aren't afraid to make a joke or two. I was really just referring to the level of annoyance contributed by the type of people I mentioned.

To be honest, I thought the video was funny, but I wasn't about to waste 20 seconds of my life to post "hahah that was funny". Once the topic came up of having a section for things that don't fit into the rest of the site I shared my opinion. I wasn't in any way saying we shouldn't have threads like this, but look where it went.
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#18985 - 01/26/09 02:33 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Mike]
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Yeah ok after 2 pages of shit to read I'm like wtf waste the two minutes and see if this is funny...

I did like the 1st tool video as I am not one to listen to lyrics I had never connected the shadow self with that song... I will admit I did go into this video with the lets see what mindless bunk this kid posted attitude...

It made me first smile then as the one guy told him wait my first name is John and my last name is Baptist I broke out laughing... That and "you are a sick individual" is what did it for me... Never mind the "you do not know who you are talking to"... Yes he does some shoe salesmen store clerk aka piss ant...

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#19012 - 01/26/09 08:06 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: ta2zz]
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I've got a sense of humor, but come on. Prank calls? The lowest common denominator of humor since knock-knock, who's there? Really? Perhaps I am an uptight snob.

Or perhaps it takes more than cheap animation and aural homonyms to give me a giggle. It's like laughing at retarded people. Threads like this make me miss SchoolBully's sense of class. What happened to that guy?

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#19015 - 01/26/09 08:25 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Octavius]
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Threads like this make me miss SchoolBully's sense of class. What happened to that guy?


Ah, the one who said "fuck off, you precocious brat". Yeah, I miss him too. [/sarcasm]

From what I remember he wasn't that bad of a guy. Maybe he got fed up with dealing with threads like this?
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#19018 - 01/26/09 08:26 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Octavius]
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You have already made it obvious that you dislike anything I post. My question to you is; why do you keep viewing them? If I don't like something I have the foresight to not subject myself to it. It is a very simple concept, really. Perhaps you like having things to complain about, I don't know.

So you can stick to your "high-class" humor, and I will continue to laugh at people who get hit in the nuts by footballs, rakes, car doors and anything else that makes them double over in pain. Ah, schadenfreud....
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#19027 - 01/26/09 09:55 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Schadenfreude!



Edited by Bacchae (01/27/09 12:20 AM)
Edit Reason: mutilated babies arent funny
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#19029 - 01/26/09 11:09 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Octavius]
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I suppost that could be an example, if you find joy in things like that. To me that isn't really humorous. It's actually kind of.....what's the word i'm looking for? Oh yeah, gross.
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#19033 - 01/26/09 11:53 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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It's actually kinda fucked up and sad...

Octavius! I was actually going to post regarding the whereabouts of Schoolbully the other day, holy shit!

Then I thought, if I did that, he'd probably show up, like he did the last time.

Diavolo has a way of doing that sometimes, too.

(I always liked Sam the Eagle... but you have to admit, he was the "most serious" muppet... maybe that was your point?)
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#19037 - 01/27/09 12:02 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Octavius]
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Octavius,

Talk about taking a point to the extreme... I myself will laugh at some dumb ass who causes harm to himself as much as the next guy... But a child with a birth defect is not humorous or necessary to make your point... I feel like I've been diverted to banged-up or rotten.com... Shit like this lowers the quality of this site...

On the original video...

I laughed first at the quickness of James saying that was his middle name, his first name is John and his last name is Baptist... Then I just got caught up on the typical you don't know who you are dealing with and ranks on yo momma thing...

Mostly typical human behavior is what makes me laugh... But to each their own... Humor like art is subjective...

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#19039 - 01/27/09 12:17 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: ta2zz]
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 Originally Posted By: ta2zz

Octavius,

Talk about taking a point to the extreme... I myself will laugh at some dumb ass who causes harm to himself as much as the next guy... But a child with a birth defect is not humorous or necessary to make your point... I feel like I've been diverted to banged-up or rotten.com... Shit like this lowers the quality of this site...



mark your calendar, because i am agreeing with you 100%.

so much for aesthetics. im deleting this.

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#19045 - 01/27/09 12:48 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Bacchae]
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Now THAT is Shadenfreud. What better way to take joy in the misfortune of others than looking at Teletubbys? Every time I see them I think about the poor saps that play them. Sure they might make decent money, but how degrading. \:D
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#19052 - 01/27/09 01:07 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Are you kidding? That's my dream job...

Act like an idiot, dress up in costumes, entertain kids, get paid...

Oh, I guess I'm already living the dream... yeah, it's wonderful...

Btw - for all concerned... the kid looked like he or she was born with a clef-palate, easily fixed by surgery, and the kid is probably fine, in case you cared...


Edited by daevid777 (01/27/09 01:09 AM)
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#19053 - 01/27/09 01:15 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: daevid777]
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I suppose it could be an alright job, if only because it couldn't be too difficult. I don't really like kids so it wouldn't be for me.

You would think after doing that job for too long one might go crazy though. Possibly end up taking to a clock tower with a 30-06. Or dying of a heroin overdose like the original host of Blues Clues was rumored to have done.

I prefer to think he quit the show to join a black metal metal band. That would be just too perfect.
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#19062 - 01/27/09 01:52 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Honestly, Steve was into rock, and that's why he left the show, to pursue his "dream"... believe it or not. Not far from your idea of "perfection".

Yeah, why am I referring to the Blue's Clues host by his first name, and how do I know his name are probably more important questions at this time... With that being said - Joe sucks!

Anyway, there are no kids on either show, actually. So its just making kids happy "from a distance", which is wonderful for me.

Blue's Clues was most likely filmed in a "Blue" room... just some guy acting silly, and talking to a camera... and we've seen people here do that for no money at all!

Teletubbies? Running around rolling hills, beautiful green grass, dancing and playing games, rabbits everywhere... just let me go man, just let me go...



Edited by daevid777 (01/27/09 01:53 AM)
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#19069 - 01/27/09 02:21 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: daevid777]
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Did he really leave the show to be in a band? That is awesome if it is true. And don't worry, you aren't the only one who knew his name was Steve. Hell I can even sing along with all the songs, as much as I hate to admit that....

Maybe you could become a Teletubby. Just go to BBC headquarters and demand a job.
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#19073 - 01/27/09 02:40 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Well,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Burns

and...

http://www.steveswebpage.com/

"not dead... merely decaying..."

So, yeah, he's in a "rock band" now, and once opened up for "The Flaming Lips"... if that's great.

He might not even need the money, so hell... good for him.

I have heard a lot of the rumour that he killed himself, or otherwise died of an overdose on heroin... I don't know the sources... "urban legend"?
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#19074 - 01/27/09 02:44 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: daevid777]
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We just figured out Blue's clues!
We just figured out Blue's clues!
We just figured out Blue's clues!
We just figured out Blue's clues...
Because we're really smart!

Yay!

Lyrical genius... fuck Tool...
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#19075 - 01/27/09 02:46 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: daevid777]
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Urban legend is definately the best source of that information.

I think after doing that show for so long he would be pretty set for cash. If only for long enough to hump the rock star dream for about 7 years...
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#19090 - 01/27/09 03:51 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: daevid777]
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My grandmother all 4 foot nothing of pure french hell, thought he was a cutie... I had to watch the fucking show cause she thought he was cute...

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#19091 - 01/27/09 03:52 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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I don't know... he could have invested... oooooooh, fuck.

He's still "Steve" anyway...

Maybe he'll put on a show with a giant animated blue spotted dog behind him...

That's what I'd do.
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#19092 - 01/27/09 03:54 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: ta2zz]
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ahhh Ta2zz, I knew you were a softie...
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#19121 - 01/27/09 01:38 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Diavolo]
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Uh...yah...thanks for that. Just had to ruin my good mood. Now I am boiling over with hate again. Usually only happens when I go outside......motherfuckers.
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#19128 - 01/27/09 04:11 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: blsk]
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Since some in this movie are kinda popular at the moment:
Btw, the music is lethal, you might want to mute.



I wonder what those orientals eat for breakfast, it can't be healthy.

D.

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#19130 - 01/27/09 04:20 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Diavolo]
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What....the.....fuck....did......I....just....watch?



Thanks alot, that song is going to be stuck in my head all day now. I know you warned that it was lethal but I was curious and had to listen. It became infectous and hypnotizing and I was unable to turn it off. I feel dirty!
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#19133 - 01/27/09 04:30 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Diavolo]
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D, were you on acid when you found this? I don't know what it is, but I can't stop laughing...It's like Chuck Norris jokes..It's so retarded it's funny.
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#19193 - 01/28/09 12:07 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Diavolo]
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... Thanks a lot.. my brains melted.
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#20757 - 02/18/09 09:46 PM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Dimitri]
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Hey Diavolo that was funny. I was rolling in my chair when I watched that lol. We asian's eat anything for breakfast makes us crazy. If we didn't eat breakfast then you wouldnt have come across that video lol.


I got the general idea about Satan needs your sole.

Because Satan does have mine ;\)


Edited by Linaka113 (02/18/09 09:46 PM)
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#20834 - 02/20/09 01:17 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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 Originally Posted By: 6Satan6Archist6

Now before anyone gets their panties and twist and starts complaining about how this video "doesn't contribute anything to anything"


always had a soft spot for well done prank calls, hadnt heard that one before... fun
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#21003 - 02/22/09 09:24 AM Re: Satan needs your sole. [Re: Master Magick]
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When it comes to silly video-clips, I think these Russians might win a lot of prizes.

I never saw metal sillier. Might take a bit to load, if hit pause for a while.



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