#20112 - 02/11/09 02:04 AM
Gay Bands
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6Satan6Archist6
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A friend of mine sent me this link and I just couldn’t resist.
One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits.
Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy. There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
Here is a shortened list of “bands to watch out for”
SlipKnot (make-up)
Jonas Brothers
King Crimson
Kate Bush (kissed a girl)
Bob Dylan
Twisted Sister
Turbonegro
The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
The Doors
Cannibal Corpse
Metallica
Judas Priest
Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
The Queers
NoFx(gay punk)
Elton John(really gay)
The Village People
Nickleback
Lindsey Lohan
The Smiths
Tom Waits
The Cramps
And now the “safe music”
Cyndi Lauper
UnderOath
Blondie**
Creed
Flyleaf
P.O.D
Evanescence
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
At first I thought this was a joke site, but the more I looked around on it, the more I found these people taking themselves seriously.
Full listings http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
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#20139 - 02/11/09 09:38 AM
Re: Gay Bands
[Re: Ringmaster]
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Fabiano
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Registered: 09/06/08
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Yes very fun, I'm probaly gay too...
What is less fun is "Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well. "
Cruelty toward childs always disgusted me.
Reminds me old dark times when books were burned. Now it's CDs, probably the sign of progress...
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#20155 - 02/11/09 12:33 PM
Re: Gay Bands
[Re: Diavolo]
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6Satan6Archist6
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I disagree, the Village People tend to make me impotent for a while.
D.
Ok, they make you impotent. Isn't that really just them hindering your sexual function, not influencing your sexuality? Maybe if listening to them made you want to suck a dick or something like that....
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