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#20112 - 02/11/09 02:04 AM Gay Bands
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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A friend of mine sent me this link and I just couldn’t resist.

 Originally Posted By: LoveGod’sWayMinistries

One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits.

Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy. There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.

We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.

We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.


Here is a shortened list of “bands to watch out for”

 Originally Posted By: LoveGod’sWayMinistries

SlipKnot (make-up)
Jonas Brothers
King Crimson
Kate Bush (kissed a girl)
Bob Dylan
Twisted Sister
Turbonegro
The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
The Doors
Cannibal Corpse
Metallica
Judas Priest
Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
The Queers
NoFx(gay punk)
Elton John(really gay)
The Village People
Nickleback
Lindsey Lohan
The Smiths
Tom Waits
The Cramps


And now the “safe music”

 Originally Posted By: LoveGod’sWayMinistries

Cyndi Lauper
UnderOath
Blondie**
Creed
Flyleaf
P.O.D
Evanescence
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk


At first I thought this was a joke site, but the more I looked around on it, the more I found these people taking themselves seriously.

Full listings http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
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#20119 - 02/11/09 04:49 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
ceruleansteel Offline
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My god, I'm a raging lesbiana...and I never knew...

 Quote:
King Crimson
Bob Dylan
The Doors
Judas Priest
Tom Waits
The Cramps

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#20123 - 02/11/09 05:13 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: ceruleansteel]
spiderbreeder Offline
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Shit!

I'm Gay too...

The Doors
Metallica
Tom Waits
Manson
Elton
Bob Dylan.

Trust a bloody xtian website to drag me out of the closet.

Retards.
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#20124 - 02/11/09 05:14 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: spiderbreeder]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHFUCKINCHRISTHAHAHHAHA!


We're all a bunch of buggerers!

....well, just remember, it is more blessed to give than to recieve.....

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#20136 - 02/11/09 08:05 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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LMFAO!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! I'M SCREWED!!!!!!!! There is so many on that list I listen to. Well guys I guess I'm gay. \:D

How can people take this crap seriously? It just seems like a list of music that people don't like because some of these "gay bands" aren't gay at all or promote homosexuality. Just sounds like an excuse to hate a type of music.
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#20139 - 02/11/09 09:38 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Ringmaster]
Fabiano Offline
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Yes very fun, I'm probaly gay too...

What is less fun is "Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well. "

Cruelty toward childs always disgusted me.

Reminds me old dark times when books were burned. Now it's CDs, probably the sign of progress...

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#20145 - 02/11/09 10:57 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
Dimitri Offline
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Wow... what the fuck?
Why is Motorhead on that list?
Lemmy is everything except someone who makes gay music.
Hell he even orders some women into his trailer before he wants to play...
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#20147 - 02/11/09 12:04 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Dimitri]
HypnotizedHill Offline
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None of these bands have influenced me to be bi-sexual. I just find girls attractive.
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#20153 - 02/11/09 12:28 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: HypnotizedHill]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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Yes, that is the idea. I really don't think music can actually influence someone's sexuality, but apparently these people do.

What I found funny is that Blondie is on the list of "safe bands" when Debbie Harry has a large gay following. And then there is me, I like Blondie but i'm not gay. Quite the opposite actually. Given half a chance I would split her up the middle....
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#20154 - 02/11/09 12:30 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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 Quote:
I really don't think music can actually influence someone's sexuality, but apparently these people do.


I disagree, the Village People tend to make me impotent for a while.

D.

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#20155 - 02/11/09 12:33 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Diavolo]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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 Originally Posted By: Diavolo


I disagree, the Village People tend to make me impotent for a while.

D.


Ok, they make you impotent. Isn't that really just them hindering your sexual function, not influencing your sexuality? Maybe if listening to them made you want to suck a dick or something like that....
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#20157 - 02/11/09 12:41 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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They should have put "The Breeders" on that list. The little carpet-muncher next door to me was entertaining a special friend last night and I could hear "cannonball" blasting through the wall...
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#20158 - 02/11/09 12:44 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: ceruleansteel]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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Well damn, perhaps you should have gone over and seen if they needed an extra hand.....or tongue.

Thanks by the way, I totally forgot that I love that song.
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#20192 - 02/11/09 08:07 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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I'm surprised the list didn't have ANY of the new-fangled emo bands...My Chemical Romance is not gay? No WHAM!? That list made me laugh so hard.

"Wake me up before you go-go, don't leave me hangin on like a yo-yo"

This guy's got some serious latent homo tendencies
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fb82efe015/donnie-davies-take-my-hand-from-donnied

Watching this, it really seems like a joke, "Will you coooommmmeee?" yyyyyeaaaahhhhh.....
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#20193 - 02/11/09 08:11 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Nemesis]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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Yeah that thought crossed my mind as well. I thought of sending them a list of emo bands because they are definately gay, whether or not they are homosexual is of no consequence.
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