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#20112 - 02/11/09 02:04 AM Gay Bands
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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A friend of mine sent me this link and I just couldn’t resist.

 Originally Posted By: LoveGod’sWayMinistries

One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits.

Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy. There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.

We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.

We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.


Here is a shortened list of “bands to watch out for”

 Originally Posted By: LoveGod’sWayMinistries

SlipKnot (make-up)
Jonas Brothers
King Crimson
Kate Bush (kissed a girl)
Bob Dylan
Twisted Sister
Turbonegro
The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
The Doors
Cannibal Corpse
Metallica
Judas Priest
Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
The Queers
NoFx(gay punk)
Elton John(really gay)
The Village People
Nickleback
Lindsey Lohan
The Smiths
Tom Waits
The Cramps


And now the “safe music”

 Originally Posted By: LoveGod’sWayMinistries

Cyndi Lauper
UnderOath
Blondie**
Creed
Flyleaf
P.O.D
Evanescence
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk


At first I thought this was a joke site, but the more I looked around on it, the more I found these people taking themselves seriously.

Full listings http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
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#20119 - 02/11/09 04:49 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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King Crimson
Bob Dylan
The Doors
Judas Priest
Tom Waits
The Cramps

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#20123 - 02/11/09 05:13 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: ceruleansteel]
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Shit!

I'm Gay too...

The Doors
Metallica
Tom Waits
Manson
Elton
Bob Dylan.

Trust a bloody xtian website to drag me out of the closet.

Retards.
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#20124 - 02/11/09 05:14 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: spiderbreeder]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHFUCKINCHRISTHAHAHHAHA!


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#20136 - 02/11/09 08:05 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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LMFAO!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! I'M SCREWED!!!!!!!! There is so many on that list I listen to. Well guys I guess I'm gay. \:D

How can people take this crap seriously? It just seems like a list of music that people don't like because some of these "gay bands" aren't gay at all or promote homosexuality. Just sounds like an excuse to hate a type of music.
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#20139 - 02/11/09 09:38 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Ringmaster]
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Yes very fun, I'm probaly gay too...

What is less fun is "Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well. "

Cruelty toward childs always disgusted me.

Reminds me old dark times when books were burned. Now it's CDs, probably the sign of progress...

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#20145 - 02/11/09 10:57 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Wow... what the fuck?
Why is Motorhead on that list?
Lemmy is everything except someone who makes gay music.
Hell he even orders some women into his trailer before he wants to play...
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#20147 - 02/11/09 12:04 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Dimitri]
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None of these bands have influenced me to be bi-sexual. I just find girls attractive.
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#20153 - 02/11/09 12:28 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: HypnotizedHill]
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Yes, that is the idea. I really don't think music can actually influence someone's sexuality, but apparently these people do.

What I found funny is that Blondie is on the list of "safe bands" when Debbie Harry has a large gay following. And then there is me, I like Blondie but i'm not gay. Quite the opposite actually. Given half a chance I would split her up the middle....
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#20154 - 02/11/09 12:30 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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 Quote:
I really don't think music can actually influence someone's sexuality, but apparently these people do.


I disagree, the Village People tend to make me impotent for a while.

D.

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#20155 - 02/11/09 12:33 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Diavolo]
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 Originally Posted By: Diavolo


I disagree, the Village People tend to make me impotent for a while.

D.


Ok, they make you impotent. Isn't that really just them hindering your sexual function, not influencing your sexuality? Maybe if listening to them made you want to suck a dick or something like that....
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#20157 - 02/11/09 12:41 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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They should have put "The Breeders" on that list. The little carpet-muncher next door to me was entertaining a special friend last night and I could hear "cannonball" blasting through the wall...
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#20158 - 02/11/09 12:44 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: ceruleansteel]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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Well damn, perhaps you should have gone over and seen if they needed an extra hand.....or tongue.

Thanks by the way, I totally forgot that I love that song.
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#20192 - 02/11/09 08:07 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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I'm surprised the list didn't have ANY of the new-fangled emo bands...My Chemical Romance is not gay? No WHAM!? That list made me laugh so hard.

"Wake me up before you go-go, don't leave me hangin on like a yo-yo"

This guy's got some serious latent homo tendencies
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fb82efe015/donnie-davies-take-my-hand-from-donnied

Watching this, it really seems like a joke, "Will you coooommmmeee?" yyyyyeaaaahhhhh.....
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#20193 - 02/11/09 08:11 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Nemesis]
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Yeah that thought crossed my mind as well. I thought of sending them a list of emo bands because they are definately gay, whether or not they are homosexual is of no consequence.
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#20224 - 02/11/09 11:25 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Well, at least they got Slipknot right.
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#20239 - 02/12/09 01:10 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Please forgive me if I am stepping on toes here, but after the second or third post here I assumed I had gotten the gist of things...FIRST, if a band is more influential than yourself, maybe you need to take a closer look at your momma-boy-ass and stop expecting that just because you cower at the feet of your invisible friend, your child should follow suit!! Send your children my way, for the only thing you are good for is suicide and I will actually give your children a meaning in life. I will show them the true path of happiness and the FACT that life is not what your parents say it is.

"Here is to the "god" we love the best,
fuck him more than all the rest,
fuck him walking, fuck him talking,
then...when he is dead, buried, and forgotten,
we'll dig him up and fuck him rotten!"
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#20240 - 02/12/09 01:16 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: blsk]
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Not sure what the first part of you post was trying to say, or who it was directed at. Oh well, nice rhyme at the end. I am going to commit that one to memory.
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#20244 - 02/12/09 02:56 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Greetings

Since this is my first post actually my second on this site I might as well add something to this!

Reading this makes me think that indeed their are two kinds of people in this world. There are those who realize the importance of enjoying life. And then there are those who are the stupid.

No wonder I choose the path of the Satanist.

These religious fools are victims of mental blindness thrashing recklessly through life with nothing else to do. Denying what they cannot see. what they are doing or where they are going.

Sad Folk

Regards

D.Kane


Edited by DiabloKane (02/12/09 03:01 AM)

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#20257 - 02/12/09 08:56 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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 Originally Posted By: 6Satan6Archist6
Well damn, perhaps you should have gone over and seen if they needed an extra hand.....or tongue.




That girl has a revoloving door on her apartment. There's no way I'm jeopardizing my clean bill of health...besides, I'm still putzing around on my own side of the fence.

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#20265 - 02/12/09 01:05 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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i KNEW it!

lmao
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#20328 - 02/13/09 09:41 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Nemesis]
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This guy's got some serious latent homo tendencies

OMG if nobody else has watched the video, DO IT! Talk about gay...especially the sausage fest at the end. Methinks someone doth protest a bit much. Oh, and did you take note of the pictures on the piano of Anderson Cooper, Laurence Fishburne, Michael Phelps, and someone who looks a little bit like Scott Weiland? They must be his gallery of whores. I'm going to create a phony email address and email this guy with a bunch of Christian and gospel acts as homo bands. Damn...I need to find something better to do on Friday nights. Maybe I'll listen to some gay music...I do like Cannibal Corpse, after all.

P.S. I found another video...pretty funny. In the caption he bitches about how they keep deleting his Myspace accounts. LoL

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video


Edited by Draculesti (02/13/09 10:26 PM)
Edit Reason: Found more funny shit
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#20329 - 02/13/09 09:59 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Waiiiiit a second....How the fuck is Cannibal Corpse even the slightest bit gay? Songs about ripping people limb from limb, devouring human flesh, serial killers, rape, mass genocide? Sounds like the catholic church, not homosexuality.
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#20330 - 02/13/09 10:24 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Mike]
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Why isn't Barbara Streisand on the list?
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#20332 - 02/13/09 10:41 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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At first I thought this was a joke site, but the more I looked around on it, the more I found these people taking themselves seriously.




There's no way...
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#20339 - 02/14/09 01:03 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Dan_Dread]
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It's gotta be a joke...

"Will you come... into the gates of Heaven...

Rising up, rising up, rising up...

Pushing, pushing, pushing...

And then you've come."

There's nothing "latent" about that guys "homosexuality"...

I'm strangley impressed... maybe I'm gay, too.
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#20343 - 02/14/09 01:17 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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I guess I'm gay as well lol. Them crazy nut heads need to get a life mmmm no I meant get laid.
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#20357 - 02/14/09 08:32 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: daevid777]
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The only thing that impresses me is how the guy could do that video with a straight face.

That cartoon promo poster reminds me of Commodus in 'Gladiator', played by Joaquin Phoenix. Something just ain't right here.
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#20360 - 02/14/09 11:41 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: candyjesus]
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 Originally Posted By: Draculesti
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This guy's got some serious latent homo tendencies

OMG if nobody else has watched the video, DO IT! Talk about gay...especially the sausage fest at the end. Methinks someone doth protest a bit much. Oh, and did you take note of the pictures on the piano of Anderson Cooper, Laurence Fishburne, Michael Phelps, and someone who looks a little bit like Scott Weiland?

P.S. I found another video...pretty funny. In the caption he bitches about how they keep deleting his Myspace accounts. LoL

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video


nice catch on the pictures on the piano, wasn't paying that much attention to details. but did notice the real strong inbred look of the followers and love the pink shirt... looks like its one of those 'save yourself from the gay disease ministries' or a very well done joke. Sad if serious, amusing if a joke. CBA to do the research.

 Originally Posted By: Mike
Waiiiiit a second....How the fuck is Cannibal Corpse even the slightest bit gay? Songs about ripping people limb from limb, devouring human flesh, rape


think you answered your own question there ^^^

 Originally Posted By: candyjesus
Why isn't Barbara Streisand on the list?


Because Babs isn't gay, she just makes you gay ;\)

 Originally Posted By: Dan_Dread
 Quote:
At first I thought this was a joke site, but the more I looked around on it, the more I found these people taking themselves seriously.


There's no way...


Great Poster!
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#20368 - 02/14/09 12:27 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Master Magick]
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I saw a porno of a guy that was double-posted once... but he wasn't gay. And he wasn't in a band, either... never mind.

Gayest band I ever saw was the Zazu Pitts Memorial Orchestra... but DAMN can they blow some R&B when they're hittin' it on all cylinders. http://www.associatedentertainment.com/aec/Music/Party-Bands/Zasu-Pitts-Memorial-Orchestra

And this is Zazu Pitts:
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#20377 - 02/14/09 02:30 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Master Magick]
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think you answered your own question there ^^^


Care to explain how? None of what I mentioned is related to homosexuality, and if you're referring to the rape comment, not all rapists are gay. You should be aware of that by now...
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#20386 - 02/14/09 04:15 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Mike]
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Mikey, sometimes, your just silly....


Sarcasm.....
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#20387 - 02/14/09 04:19 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Morgan]
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Silly is still better than stupid...Sarcasm is a second language for me.
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#20417 - 02/15/09 03:30 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Nemesis]
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Donnie Davies?

"Will youuu cooooome, if I reach out and touuuch youuu"...

He should be a comedian, AND step out of that dark, scary closet.

I also noticed that Britney is on the list for pashing Madonna.

If thats the case, where the Hell is Madonna on that list?
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#20632 - 02/17/09 05:52 PM Re: Gay Bands [Re: HypnotizedHill]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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I will politely ask that my threads NOT be used as a forum for "intimate encounters".

Go start your thread if you want to do that. Although, I think there is someone in the Hall of Shame who was banned for doing exactly that....
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#20675 - 02/18/09 12:45 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Agreed, and I took care of it. That could have been posted somewhere else. This isn't a satanic fuck site. If you want to get your jollies, go to Craigslist or somewhere else.
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#20682 - 02/18/09 03:00 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: fakepropht]
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Thats a good question Spider why wasn't Madonna on that list. She brought out sex in popular music in the late 80's to early 90's. She also produce that sex book. Which I do own the Sex Book. I will never sell it.


People are crazy thinking certian artist and or music is gay. Please they need to go and fuck themselfs. They have to much time on their hands I'll tell you. Gay ha it's called reality them nut heads.


Music is reality


I want my MTV
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#20703 - 02/18/09 09:13 AM Re: Gay Bands [Re: Linaka113]
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Why isnt "sin with sebastian" on the gay list? Its pretty crazy what these jesus freaks say and do to get attention.I find it funny that they sat around and listend to ALL these bands and classified them as "gay"? I can picture them sitting in the pews with their I-pods testing the sexuality of music.
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