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#23223 - 04/11/09 10:10 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: satansydney]
"Knife" Sotelo Offline
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Yes I forgot about the forum rules and I'm sorry about that but hey I'm a Satanist (or at least portray one on wax lol).. Ay Morbid my new album "K9IF3" will have 'Other Gods' on it so go check that out when it hits FYE on 4/20, I also leaked it on the internet, I think all of you would like it. By the way Linaka, yes I should've introduced myself but honestly I didn't think I needed to since everyone knows who I am ;\)

I love horrorcore as well but I kind of died inside when Triple 6 Mafia sold out like that.

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Rev. "Knife" Sotelo, Ph.D.
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P.S. Does that count as a worthy post ;\)

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#23229 - 04/12/09 01:48 AM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: "Knife" Sotelo]
fakepropht Moderator Offline
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No, not really. Tick....Tick....Tick....
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#23231 - 04/12/09 02:33 AM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: "Knife" Sotelo]
Morgan Offline
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So what, you claim to be a Satanist, big deal....
You should have introduced yourself, most people have no idea who you are.
I sure as shit don't, and I never heard of you.
I think your ego is writing checks, your body can't cash.

A Rev. and a Ph.D, really. I mean come on.....


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#23265 - 04/12/09 07:12 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: Morgan]
"Knife" Sotelo Offline
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Registered: 03/19/09
Posts: 25
Damn y'all take this shit seriously don't you ;\) I sure as Hell disagree though (with the whole you never heard of me bit) anyways fine I'll introduce myself, though a Google search wouldn't hurt;

I am the Reverend "Knife" Sotelo and yes I am a legitimate priest (guess from where), my Ph.D. in Religion is completely honorary, I got it from the Universal Life Church (ULCM) \:D So I mean come on, sounds like your quick to judge...

Anyways I joined the Church of Satan (CoS) as soon as I turned 18 out of respect for Anton LaVey and not because it was the thing to do, unbeknown about Gilmore's clique at the time I started getting into a few flame wars over the net with Ventrue and especially Bloodfire although my affiliation was short lived (not even a year), I haven't forgotten about the great people I met and walked with in the country like former CoS member Michael Margolin aka The Mad Poet, Stanton LaVey and even Mark Herman from Insolence.

Not only that, I'm also a record executive, I started my own label as well as reorganized A Dark Philosophy Records (ADP Records), I've signed acts ranging from genre to genre, you might recognize a few; Absentation, Khaos Faktory, Feralbeest, Garfan, The Larch, Rhyme God, Kasper Kane, Azazel, Apis, Fluid Dynamic, the list just goes on and on so if you want to support Satanic musicians just buy our albums at any local FYE.


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http://www.myspace.com/knife420mv
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#23279 - 04/12/09 08:59 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: "Knife" Sotelo]
Draculesti Offline
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Registered: 09/18/07
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Loc: Rockville, Maryland
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Damn y'all take this shit seriously don't you ;\) I sure as Hell disagree though (with the whole you never heard of me bit) anyways fine I'll introduce myself, though a Google search wouldn't hurt;


If this were a Christian forum, vanity such as this would be sinful behavior indeed. However, this is a Satanism forum, and we do not hold many of the same sins in common. Regardless, I must say that such unfounded masturbatory ego stroking is unbecoming. For all of your "credentials," none of them would appear to be anything half so great as to give you the overinflated opinion of yourself you seem to have.

You are the "priest" of a "religion" which seeks to subvert all religions, including your own (which I am still trying to comprehend the utter ludicrousness of); an "honorary" Ph.D. in anything is not worth the paper it is printed on, especially when it does not come from an accredited academic institution (of which the ULCM is not one).

On the CoS stuff, I will not even comment, as I have never been a member, nor do I plan to be in the foreseeable future. I can say that I know the opinion of many on here of the CoS, and I can say that as far as your dealings with them, the consensus will probably be "big whoop."

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Not only that, I'm also a record executive, I started my own label as well as reorganized A Dark Philosophy Records (ADP Records), I've signed acts ranging from genre to genre, you might recognize a few; Absentation, Khaos Faktory, Feralbeest, Garfan, The Larch, Rhyme God, Kasper Kane, Azazel, Apis, Fluid Dynamic, the list just goes on and on so if you want to support Satanic musicians just buy our albums at any local FYE.


I have never heard of you, the label, nor any of the acts which you mention. By this, I do not mean to imply that the label or the acts do not exist; on the contrary, I am sure they are very real. The point is, perhaps your operation is not as advanced as you thought? Availability in a national record store chain does not mean that what you have to offer is good. It would seem that almost all you do reeks of charlatanism.

(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...that is the sound of a deflating ego)
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#23281 - 04/12/09 10:38 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: Draculesti]
"Knife" Sotelo Offline
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Registered: 03/19/09
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You are the "priest" of a "religion" which seeks to subvert all religions, including your own (which I am still trying to comprehend the utter ludicrousness of); an "honorary" Ph.D. in anything is not worth the paper it is printed on, especially when it does not come from an accredited academic institution (of which the ULCM is not one).


First of all I'm a priest of the ULC so their ordinations are legitimate but I see you're talking about the Sinagogue of Satan now, well to make things perfectly clear as I stated in the chat room the SoS is based on 1+(-1)=0, it's Aleister Crowley's Union of Opposites, therefore the Sinagogue of Satan's concepts are not confined within a single system. To understand this, the person must go beyond the duality of "for" and "against," reaching for that point of unity which is far beyond mere distinction. In other words, it takes away the "You're wrong, I'm right" mentality from people.

Now as far as my degree goes, the point was I said it was "honorary" at least I didn't go around claiming it's some recognized degree of some university, now if it was a customary degree from a Satanic institution it still wouldn't even matter because as far as my knowledge goes, honorific titles still stand.


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On the CoS stuff, I will not even comment, as I have never been a member, nor do I plan to be in the foreseeable future. I can say that I know the opinion of many on here of the CoS, and I can say that as far as your dealings with them, the consensus will probably be "big whoop."


Well I don't expect anything, I just felt that it needed to be said.

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I have never heard of you, the label, nor any of the acts which you mention. By this, I do not mean to imply that the label or the acts do not exist; on the contrary, I am sure they are very real. The point is, perhaps your operation is not as advanced as you thought? Availability in a national record store chain does not mean that what you have to offer is good. It would seem that almost all you do reeks of charlatanism.

(Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...that is the sound of a deflating ego)



Trust, I got one huge ego, now is that really a bad thing? As for my operation, it's bigger then you actually think. Comparing my label to something like Dimmu Borgir's label is like comparing Reptilian/Adversary Recordings' status. Now I can make it happen no doubt, the next band I'm going to sign will be LVCIFER (you may have heard of them from the CoS, if not then my point exactly) and believe me when I say this, availability in a national or international record store chain legitimizes an act.

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#23288 - 04/13/09 03:56 AM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: "Knife" Sotelo]
Diavolo Offline
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The "You're wrong, I'm right= bad" mentality does smell an awful lot like Leftism I fear. And all too often it is wielded by those who are wrong to begin with. The ones that are right seldom feel the need to accept the wrong as equal.
Only commenting upon that trivial, not that familiar with the SoS but apparently I might have a ball checking them out.

Words like CoS, reverend and PhD don't do much here. Largely we judge people on what they bring to the table but I admit, we might get distracted by T&A occasionally. That you do something with music, great, but rap most of the time is a bit looked down upon. Most of it makes me feel it is the correct soundtrack to a degenerated consumer society gone crazy. From time to time I however encounter some that is enjoyable but never to the degree that it makes me shake my booty.

D.

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#23354 - 04/15/09 02:40 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: "Knife" Sotelo]
fakepropht Moderator Offline
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First of all I'm a priest of the ULC so their ordinations are legitimate


As legit as sending in an email. I too, am an ordained priest courtesy of the ULC. My cat can be an ordained priest. The beer can I drank from could be an ordained priest. This "priesthood" is about as worthless as the paper it's printed on. Do they still make you print your own? It's been 10 years since I got mine.

Your PHD is just as fancy as the one I have hanging on my wall. I also ponied up a few $ to buy the same one. Your's for only $29.99 plus shipping. You can also order fancy frames for it to proudly display in your home or office.

Fake Ass

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#23355 - 04/15/09 04:13 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: fakepropht]
Bacchae Offline
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Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 438
Loc: los angeles
my three cats are all ordained ministers, as am I of course.
I didnt realize that people actually take this seriously?
I will have to confer with Reverend Bugsy and Pastor Gustav about this... High Priest Motor is busy licking his browneye.

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#23360 - 04/15/09 06:52 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: Bacchae]
"Knife" Sotelo Offline
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Registered: 03/19/09
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First off, cats can't become ordained LOL. The "Universal Life Church Monastery" is a separate entity from the original ULC and therefore their ordinations are fraud. The ULC lets you print out the receipt of your ordination, you still need to order the certificate from headquarters. As I said in other posts on the 600 Club, I ain't sellin' shit.

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http://www.myspace.com/knife420mv
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#23368 - 04/16/09 10:57 AM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: "Knife" Sotelo]
Diavolo Offline
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Registered: 09/02/07
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Indeed you ain't selling shit, you give it away for free.

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#23378 - 04/16/09 03:09 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: Diavolo]
Jake999 Offline
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Registered: 11/02/08
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ULC ordination.

OK.

Please don't tell me that you actually EXPECT people to look at it as anything other than a joke. Because it's not. The ULC began as a tax dodge and continues to be such, however, it's also become a cheap and easy way for those with nothing going for themselves to give themselves a title (Why back in Kansas we had...)

An honorary PhD from the ULC. I know I'm impressed.

Let me take my sheepskin from Chapman down and store it away so that it's not overshadowed by the prestige of the Universal Get A Life Church.
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#23380 - 04/16/09 03:35 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: "Knife" Sotelo]
Draculesti Offline
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I agree; I do not think you are "sellin' shit," but I think you are buying into it. A little of your own, too, I might add.

The ULC Monastery is a scam of a scam. They found a way to take something completely asinine and further degrade it. Just polishing a turd, which is essentially what you have been doing.

A REAL Ph.D. is obtained ONLY AFTER aqcuiring a Bachelor's (4 year degree)and a Master's (typically 2 year), as well as a, typically, four-year residency in an accredited doctoral program, culminating in a final project known as a DISSERTATION (which very often requires fieldwork). You see, a traditional Ph.D. implies WORK, whereas a ULC Ph.D. means you pissed away a few dollars and a few minutes online in between surfing porn sites.
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#23394 - 04/16/09 08:31 PM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: Draculesti]
Jake999 Offline
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OK. ULC's got some fine standards fer sure. In 40 seconds flat, Yoyo Block became a Reverend with the ULC. Here's her ordination:



Yoyo is a cat.

She won't be getting her ready to frame ordination certificate, or the deluxe plastic card, or even her honorary Doctor of Divinity. She has no money for these items. She's a cat. But she is now a ULC Reverend. She can do all of the reverent things that revernds do. She can't talk. She's a cat.
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#23402 - 04/17/09 04:50 AM Re: Satanic Rap [Re: Jake999]
Diavolo Offline
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For only 30$ I can become a Rabbi. I however have to grow the beard myself.



D.

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