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#22417 - 03/23/09 11:56 AM Scientist Discover World's First Sexual Predator
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#22441 - 03/23/09 10:54 PM Re: Scientist Discover World's First Sexual Predator [Re: Morbid Rex]
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That's hilarious!

Luring smaller dinosaurs back to it's cave so it could watch them while it plays pocket billiards...

Gotta love that!
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#22444 - 03/23/09 11:34 PM Re: Scientist Discover World's First Sexual Predator [Re: spiderbreeder]
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I wounder how did they know all this stuff back then. I mean come on now. Like how did they know that they lure other dinosaurs to a cave then masterbate in front of them lol. I was laughing when I watched this. Also rubbing up against other groups of dinosaurs who knew. Even poop was preserved!. I wounder is this for real!. The location of that guy seems somewhat fishy also.
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#22446 - 03/23/09 11:51 PM Re: Scientist Discover World's First Sexual Predator [Re: Linaka113]
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Maybe the pervy D was having a good ole fashioned wank at the precise moment the entire species was wiped out,and it was thus left to fossilize, hand on cock, for eons until it was discovered by a bunch of guys who knew EXACTLY what they were looking at.

The possibilities are endless.... ;\)
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#22449 - 03/24/09 12:41 AM Re: Scientist Discover World's First Sexual Predator [Re: Linaka113]
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You been sniffing the Liquid Paper again?
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#22452 - 03/24/09 12:59 AM Re: Scientist Discover World's First Sexual Predator [Re: Linaka113]
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I take it you aren't familiar with The Onion?
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#22453 - 03/24/09 01:18 AM Re: Scientist Discover World's First Sexual Predat [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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Newscasters often exclude certain bits of information from stories because of the terrible shock it would cause to people's conceptions of what is and is not good. The dinosaur fossil remains were originally found wearing clerical collars and carrying rosary beads. It seems that this is a tradition in the Church that goes back hundreds of thousands, if not millions of years. I am fascinated, captain Kirk. Fascinated.
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#23276 - 04/12/09 08:28 PM Re: Scientist Discover World's First Sexual Predat [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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 Originally Posted By: 6Satan6Archist6
I take it you aren't familiar with The Onion?

It doesn't look like many people are familiar with The Onion. That is unless they're playing along... ;\)
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#23277 - 04/12/09 08:34 PM Re: Scientist Discover World's First Sexual Predat [Re: DistroyA]
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The was a recent major hollywood movie about the onion, titled, not surprisingly, 'The onion movie'. Where have you been? ;\)
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