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#24680 - 05/16/09 04:05 PM Succubus
need a succubus Offline

Registered: 05/15/09
Posts: 1
Loc: WV
How can I summons a succubus?
I would like to have a relationship with a succubus.
Can anyone tell me how?

#24682 - 05/16/09 04:20 PM Re: Succubus [Re: need a succubus]
Draculesti Offline

Registered: 09/18/07
Posts: 325
Loc: Rockville, Maryland
Get married; there are plenty of soul-sucking ladies in real life ;\)

Seriously, why do you have to come on here with this shit? We deal in reality here. You want a succubus? Get married to the very first girl you meet, don't shop around, but make sure she's a real nagger. Get a really pathetic job like selling women's shoes or something so that when you go home everyday she's sure to emasculate you for having no ambition. Also, make sure that you don't satisfy her in the bedroom either; the more emasculating she becomes, the closer you are to your dream of a succubus lover.

Good luck.
The Holy Trinity: Me, Myself, and I.

Homo Homini Lupus

#24683 - 05/16/09 05:07 PM Re: Succubus [Re: Draculesti]
The Zebu Offline
senior member

Registered: 08/08/08
Posts: 1647
Loc: Orlando, FL
I used to date one; give me your phone number and I can hook you two up.
«Recibe, ˇoh Lucifer! la sangre de esta víctima que sacrifico en tu honor.»

#24703 - 05/17/09 12:09 AM Re: Succubus [Re: need a succubus]
fakepropht Moderator Offline
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Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 990
Loc: Texas
Locked for obvious reasons. Learn what little you can from this, as I or one of the mods will delete this thread in a short time.
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