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#27141 - 07/15/09 07:10 PM Jesus is here!
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I died for you.

People may have made you feel unwanted, rejected, jilted, ignored, unloved, unimportant, and cheap, but in reality you are worth the life of the Son of God! You may not feel worthy, but for Me, you are worth dying for. No matter who you are. No matter what you’ve done. For Me, you are valuable, more valuable than the world itself.

Jesus

Friend, I’m at a loss to convey to you the extravagance of God’s love. But this much I can tell you: Even though He is so glorious, pure, holy and unblemished, He humbled Himself and put on exactly the same filthy and sinful body as you have; experienced hunger, thirst, fatigue, sorrow, rejection, pain and torture; endured a brief but much-dreaded separation from the Father and through His death, paid the price for your sins. For your sake, He who is the Author and Source of life lay cold in a grave for three long days. He did all that in order to satisfy the great and wonderful and intense love with which He loved you!3 Yes, God’s passion and desire for you is so deep, but He knows that even if He opens the floodgates of heaven to buy your love, He would only be utterly scorned.4 So He did the unthinkable to get your attention – He gave His life. As though that’s not enough, He even gave you the power to break His heart. And no matter how many times you do, He stubbornly loves you and patiently waits for you to come to Him.


Sent by PM by some spammer using the name "Jesus" as his username. Please flush this turd if you haven't done so already.
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#27142 - 07/15/09 07:12 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: TornadoCreator]
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Already got him, probably just as you were typing this, lol. Banned and deleted the two posts he made. ;\)
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#27143 - 07/15/09 07:25 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Nemesis]
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If anyone was wondering why we killed the "Show All Members" feature of the site, this is an example of exactly why.

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#27145 - 07/15/09 07:37 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: xear]
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Chears Nem, looks like you're right, the hall of shame topic is timestamped with the same minute as this post.

Unfortunately xear, all it really does, removing the "Show All Members" is mean that if you want to send a PM to someone it's hard to find the person, if your a legit member. If you're looking to spam you just go to the home page and send the PM's to the top posters in the last 30 days, or at least that's what the last few have been doing.

The feature helps regular members more than it does people who are trying to send spam.
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#27146 - 07/15/09 07:39 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: TornadoCreator]
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Damn... you probably deleted him before I returned his private email with a hearty 'FUCK YOU."
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#27147 - 07/15/09 08:19 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Jake999]
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Don't worry Jake, I told him to take his Jesus and go fuck himself with it.
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#27148 - 07/15/09 09:36 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: TornadoCreator]
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Heh enjoying your time being on the top of the the top posters list I see. With that position comes a price, in more ways than one.

Wait, it only gets better.

~T~
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#27153 - 07/16/09 12:18 AM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ta2zz]
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Why don't they EVER bring up all the horrible shit in the OT? I'm seriously convinced that these simpletons don't even read their bibles. I could quote all kind of evil, heartless shit that god condoned for his believers to do! If you can be so stupid to believe that god is all loving and all caring, you obviously haven't read the OT! LOL! Fear of death rears it's ugly head. Fucking pussies! Man the fuck up and un-plug that night light (bible).
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#27155 - 07/16/09 12:29 AM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ta2zz]
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 Originally Posted By: ta2zz

Heh enjoying your time being on the top of the the top posters list I see. With that position comes a price, in more ways than one.

Wait, it only gets better.

~T~


This is what I get for treating forum posting as a leisure activity, but damn, I didn't realise quite how much I posted here. 133 posts in the last 30 days (including this one), that's 50 posts more than the next most frequent poster. I should probably hold back more but if the only downside to being vocal on the forums is a bit of PM spam then I think I can cope, after all, I do enjoy rabbiting on like this.
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#27189 - 07/17/09 08:10 AM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: TornadoCreator]
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i just got that message now. why do they even bother? oh yea, because they dont have a life, or maybe they do they just wanna waste it posting crap about their imaginary friend.
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#27190 - 07/17/09 08:13 AM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Emily]
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Much like email spammers from Nigeria. They go to WiFi cafes to do their dirty work, so their IP's can't be traced.
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#27200 - 07/17/09 04:32 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Nemesis]
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I really don't get it? Has anyone actually talked to one of these people?

How is it, that they can't understand that we don't 'believe' and won't 'believe'?

Honestly, how does this escape them? And how could they possibly believe that internet spam will change out minds?
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#27201 - 07/17/09 06:10 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Fist]
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I guess people of this nature figure that they need to cast a wide net to bring in a few fish. Gotta make the convert quota to get a free pass through the Pearly Gates ;\)
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#27202 - 07/17/09 08:06 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Nemesis]
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I think it's more akin to the same thing you see in ex smokers, or dopers, or other people who think that their personal addiction's not valid unless SOMEBODY... anybody... shares it. They have all the reasons in the world why your life would be so much better, why they're obviously right and you're so obviously wrong, or why their belief is a virtue.

There aren't enough bullets to cure the delusion.
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#27205 - 07/17/09 11:46 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Jake999]
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smoking will kill you

alcohol slows down your metabolism and can kill you in large amounts

drugs (unless it's pot and depending on state laws) will carry hefty sentences if caught

It's not rocket science to understand why people are so adamantly opposed to these things. It however is particularly funny to see said people whoring their bodies around like sex isn't also a drug as well... Hypocrisy at it's finest!

Decency in the face of an amoral society is a virtue. It's what separates you from 99.9% of the population. Big shoes to fill though ;\)

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#27207 - 07/18/09 02:11 AM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ]
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after re-reading this post it came across as condescending which was not my intention. I apologize for coming across as such. Please excuse my momentary lapse of usual articulateness...is that even a word? LOL!
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#27244 - 07/19/09 09:19 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ]
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If a person is only affecting themselves, NO ONE has the right to get in their face.

Seatbelt and helmet laws are bullshit.
Anti-smoking campaigns are bullshit.
Religious blitzkriegs are bullshit.

I'm not going to stop smoking, put on a seatbelt, or change my way of thinking just because some nutjob gets in my face about it.

If I have an interest in something, I will seek out more information. If that information makes enough impact on me, whether it be emotionally or logically, then I will adapt as I see fit. I can handle having the fact that information is out there brought to my attention, but I no more want it pushed in my face than I want to see a couple of men sucking each other's dicks in the Best Buy parking lot. I know that certain things exist...however, I choose not to seek them all out.

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#27246 - 07/20/09 12:41 AM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ceruleansteel]
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So, being a Satanist means we have a certain un-matched appreciation for life, does it not? An appreciation viewed from all facets of the diamond that is life. Now through this view we can take a narrow outlook and say, "Ah Sloth! My long lost friend! I think I'm gonna eat a whole bag of dorritos today while watching my favorite TV show!" If this is the case, and that we do, in fact, have an appreciation for life that is un-paralleled, wouldn't we consider the lack of nutritional value in said dorritos? If we were to indulge in a momentary lapse of productivity, wouldn't we then burn those calories off somehow instead of turning into a toad?

I don't think most of you understand what it means to "Make the most out of life." Instead we are blinded by immediate gratification on ALL levels, and lose sight of those gratifying things that come through hard work, perseverance, dedication, and will power. Through all 4 of those qualities truth is found. Truth in the search of a healthy, invigorated human vessel. Your health is not found in cigarette packs and six packs of beer.

Any logical, intelligent, cautious, non-impulsive person will point out to you that what you're doing may in fact damage your health. But what do I care you ask? I care because I don't want to see great minds like yours die prematurely from nonsense that can be avoided, if only you had the will power or the basic want to be that active old man in his 70's. Junk in, junk out. And goddamn do cigarettes stink!

I say hell no to beer bellies, stinky mouth, and prison sentences. Doesn't boggle my mind why people are so opposed to it. In fact it makes perfect sense to me due to my appreciation for this one body I get.

Something to think about ;\)

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#27261 - 07/20/09 01:51 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ]
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Dude, you already said in many posts, you are not a Satanist.
So, why the fuck are you preaching about shit?

"I say hell no to beer bellies, stinky mouth, and prison sentences."

Dude, some women like men with meat on their bones. Too skinny and sex hurts and not in the good way.
Dentists and mouthwash and toothbrushes fix your second issue.
Oh, and in regards to your third, didn't you just get out of jail?

AND what the fuck has this got to do with the topic of some asshole jesus freak being banned?

Its almost like another eharmony post from you.....

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#27263 - 07/20/09 03:06 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ]
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On one level, I can appreciate what “Hellbent” is stating, in regards to health, and its benefits.

I have gone on “Health binges,” several times, for an extended period, and it is true, that after a few months of it, I felt great physically, mentally, and loved the way that my clothes fit.

On another level however, I tend to ask myself, what is the point of not indulging in things which I greatly enjoy now, but are likely to be bad for my health, and well being in the long run.

I dread the idea of being a healthy vital eighty year old. Even in my early (almost middle) forties, I find that I no longer get enjoyment from many of the things that I did in my twenties and even thirties.

I find it harder to find new and true friendships in the real world. It is more difficult to attract women of the opposite sex, whom I truly find desirable physically. Whom are in their twenties or so.

I no longer have a great desire to conquer the world, and be as rich as I once wanted. Don’t get me wrong, I would like to, however, my drive and enthusiasm is less and less to achieve it.

Instead of wanting to be a “mover and shaker,” and all that, I find myself desiring comfort and relaxation much more. Part of that comfort and relaxation, includes smoking cigarettes, and occasionally, or even more often, eating foods which please my senses, but are not necessarily healthy.

Yet, I’m still only in my forties. What will I desire in my seventies and eighties, even if I’m healthy and vital physically? Chances are, that my friends and family whom I care about will be gone. Getting laid might be just a mental fantasy, or I might not truly desire it at all.
Wearing fashionable clothing, which I now enjoy, might by then mean nothing to me.

My point is, that I would rather do things that are not good for me, but are enjoyable and give me pleasure now, then be concerned about being alive and vital in my “golden years.”

Perhaps, I am being pessimistic regarding my old age. However, the way that I see it now, it will be lonely (even if there will be people around), and depressing. The best that I can imagine for myself in my late seventies, and later, is a comfortable home, some financial security, and sitting on a porch looking over a lake, and watching the grass grow. I can do that with an oxygen tank hooked up to my face, just as well as I could, slim and fit, in great clothes.

I seriously hope, that I don’t live that long.
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#27266 - 07/20/09 03:45 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Asmedious]
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 Originally Posted By: Asmedious
It is more difficult to attract women of the opposite sex


Attracting women of the same sex, now that gets easier.
Sorry, nothing personal but that was just too funny to pass up.
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#27267 - 07/20/09 04:29 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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HA! You got me on that one. I guess "women of the opposite sex" would be men? Well, when I'm 80, I probably wont care either way ;\)
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#27268 - 07/20/09 04:37 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Asmedious]
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Just remember... Innie GOOD. Outtie... not so good.
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#27270 - 07/20/09 05:47 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: Jake999]
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Leave it to Jake to clear things up ;\)

Sorry 'bout the one liner. Will stop.


Oh...it's a three liner now. We're good!
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#27271 - 07/20/09 06:02 PM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ]
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I say hell no to beer bellies,


When I see a skinny man, my first thought is crank. My second is disease. I like men who are shaped like MEN.

Not liking the scrawny men of Abercrombie fame,
With wiry limbs astride my nice round butt;
Here at my kitchen, peek toed pumps on, shall stand
A juicy woman with a can of beer for you, and a steak
is what's on for dinner, and her name:
Ceruleansteel. From her tig ol' bitties
Glows a thick man's welcome; her mild eyes command
the california king that the four posts frame.
"Keep, stupid women, your skinny metrosexuals!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your lumberjacks, your rednecks,
Your teddy bear shaped penis-weilders yearning to breathe heavy,
The wretched smokers and indulgers (but not your drug users) from your teeming shore,
Send these, the foodies, tempest-tost to me,
For they are the ones who will spoil me - both in and out of bed."

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#27292 - 07/21/09 01:32 AM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ceruleansteel]
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Oh, and for those of you who aren't familiar with American crap, that's an adaptation of the poem on the statue of liberty. Instead of sending the huddled masses and the hungry...that thing...It's called "The New Colossus" if you want to look it up...

I'm in one of those moods today...

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#27296 - 07/21/09 02:39 AM Re: Jesus is here! [Re: ceruleansteel]
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This thread has run its course, so I'm locking it down.
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