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#32235 - 11/25/09 06:23 PM Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter!
TheCusp Offline
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I realize I'm new around here, and perhaps it's a bit early for me to be taking advantage of this forum to manifest my will, but like you guys can fault me for that. Besides, the wheels are already in motion, deal with it.

So the deal is I've got these filthy fucking swine hounding me who seem to think I'm carrying around a fortune in pearls. They are also under the impression that I'm nice enough to just give them away in return for pig shit, even though I doubt they would know what to do with such treasures.

They begged me for magical knowledge, so I came up with a magical task for them to accomplish. Something to prove their worthiness, capacity to understand and reason. A trial by hellfire!

The magical task I came up with them to perform was to join this site, become an active member, and not get banned. It's a task so malicious and fraught with peril, it makes me want to let loose an evil laugh.


So really this is just a warning about a possible influx of dumb ass newbs. There may be some potential incoming talent as well, but that remains to be seen. Whatever comes of this, it's your problem now, as I also instructed them not to bother me on this site.

I'm counting on a swift and ruthless banhammer, but swinging that thing my way now won't stop them from coming.


Edited by TheCusp (11/25/09 06:26 PM)

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#32236 - 11/25/09 06:44 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: TheCusp]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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So you intend on dumping your trash on us? You're joking, right?

Enough idiots find their way here on their own; we don't need people drawing them a map. Hell, you haven't even made it to "active member" status without being banned. Probably not a wise move on your part.

Some new talent may indeed come of this. I am not going to hold my breath though.



Edited by 6Satan6Archist6 (11/25/09 06:50 PM)
Edit Reason: Had more to say
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#32237 - 11/25/09 06:59 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: TheCusp]
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Hmm, so you are sending us your students.

Then at least give us the website information so we can see just what intelligence they think you have.

Since you have made your students our problem, and have told them to ignore you here, that makes them "Our students".

As a member, and their teacher, you have a responsibility to them. If you don't think so, then don't have students.

So, if you will give us your webaddress, yahoo group, or whatever you use to communicate with them, it would be nice.

thanks,
Morgan

But, btw, it was a dick move to do.
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#32239 - 11/25/09 07:48 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: TheCusp]
MatthewJ1
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To The Cusp,

Hi Cusp! Good on you for making an effort to offer free bacon. But I do have a question – where’s the beef?

You mention that you have secured the following of a certain number of rubes and yet you do not take financial advantage of you’re your good work and you’re good fortune and pack away a tidy nest egg at your rubes expense.

I personally would have recommended the authoring and provision of a book called ‘The Almanac And Grimoire Of His Infernal Majesties Deepest And Darkest Magic Of The Hell Of The Black Abyss Or Something Or Other etc. etc.’

Anyway you get the idea.

There is a slight problem with bringing your rubes to this place in order to be dealt with (as far as I can see) and that is that no financial arrangements are in place and no financial remuneration has even been discussed.

Because I am a new member here it is only appropriate that I take a small amount of the possible booty on offer. Satan 6 and Morgan, however, have been members here for a long time and according to my thinking are therefore entitled a big slice of the action. God knows how much the administrators and moderators of this lair should get, but I am thinking big here!

Just in terms of myself I would accept cash, women of ill repute, alcohol and property as a means of payment, but am flexible.

Sorry to be a pest, but someone has to pay and ideally it would be the rubes?

Anyway get back to me and oh yes I don’t think it would be appropriate of me to try and act as anybody’s else’s financial agent here so maybe a form of individual contract will need to be entered into with each member?

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#32241 - 11/25/09 08:03 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: Morgan]
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 Originally Posted By: Morgan
Hmm, so you are sending us your students.


It's hardly that simple. I don't claim this as a magical task lightly, I intend it to accomplish many things.

They are not students of mine. They had their chance and they blew it. If they are truly interested in my particular brand of bullshit, then this creates a practical arena for them to practice it.

Another intended consquence of my twisted little scheme is that hopefully those people will stop seeing me as so much of a guru. Especially since you people know just as much about the topics of their interest, and in most cases, much more than I do.

Not to mention the volumes they could learn about proper posting. One liners threads like "How do I make a sigil thingy?" are posted every day. I'm unable to correct that behavior due behavioral guidelines (I go into their house). Do you want to discuss serious stuff with people like that?

The benefits of this maneuver for me are endless, while the inconvenience to this site is minimal. I don't expect most to be able to overcome the satanic associations of this site (which is he very thing I was trying to teach them not to fall prey to).

Of the few that do make it here, most won't last long, and I honestly think you guys enjoy pruning out the imbeciles.



 Originally Posted By: Morgan
So, if you will give us your webaddress, yahoo group, or whatever you use to communicate with them, it would be nice.


Was just being careful so as not to get accused of spamming links nobody wants to see. This thread was already stepping on people's toes.

The site is Dreamviews.com. Take a look in the beyond dreaming section and you'll see the kind of crap I'm up against. But every now and then I'm surprised by a quality thread like this one on chaos and sigil magic. http://dreamviews.com/community/showthread.php?t=79339.

I suppose this thread would be the basis of my mojo, about dream control. http://dreamviews.com/community/showthread.php?t=57283
(it was a work in progress, long and rambling, really just a sounding board to gather my thoughts)

 Originally Posted By: Morgan
But, btw, it was a dick move to do.


Damn right it was, and it was entirely intentional. These people need to be purged of their illusions if they are serious about their commitment. Being nice didn't work, and this site will be a nice dose of hard reality for them.

And if they have a problem with that, it's because they still don't get it. If they make it here, they should already know that everything requires your attention to exist, and the only way it could possibly bother them is if they focus on it and build it up. How to deal with and use kind of shit is the very thing they are asking me to teach them.

I'm only giving them what they asked for, they just didn't fully understand what that was when they asked.

 Originally Posted By: MatthewJ1
You mention that you have secured the following of a certain number of rubes and yet you do not take financial advantage of you’re your good work and you’re good fortune and pack away a tidy nest egg at your rubes expense.


Oh don't worry, there's a book in the works!


Edited by TheCusp (11/25/09 08:09 PM)

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#32242 - 11/25/09 08:07 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: TheCusp]
FriendlyS Offline
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Registered: 10/05/09
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Loc: Toronto, Canada
Hopefully some of the people you've referred to this site will actually take your challenge seriously and do some reading on this site before they start posting and come across this thread. Seeing that you were bullshitting them will hopefully have 1 of 2 effects on them.

1. They say "fuck this" and leave, realizing that they will never get your acceptance and knowledge which they want for whatever reason.

or 2. They choose to actually make good posts in attempt to show you and this site that they are worthy.

6Satan6Archist6 is probably more realistic than I am though.

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#32243 - 11/25/09 08:24 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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 Originally Posted By: 6Satan6Archist6
Hell, you haven't even made it to "active member" status without being banned. Probably not a wise move on your part.


I'm treading with willful deliberation here, well aware of the consequences of my actions, and am perfectly willing to accept them. Getting banned would serve my will as well. I want them to see me get schooled on occasion. But on an occasion where I deserve it, and I don't think this is one.

If I'm way off and what I tried to accomplish doesn't jive with what Satanism is about, then I deserve a ban, because I'm obviously not in the right place.


Edited by TheCusp (11/25/09 08:24 PM)

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#32244 - 11/25/09 08:30 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: TheCusp]
MatthewJ1
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Sorry Cusp, one more point.

It may have been imprudent of you to have created a thread in relation to this matter.

Your rubes can now actually see your intentions, if they look through the thread and find this one , and as a result may not decide to join the 600 club because they know what you are up to.

Then again they may not see your post and join the 600 club without knowledge of your intentions. I do not knows these rubes. Or they may not recognise you because you are using The Cusp and do not recognise your writing style.

Still this may be tactically dangerous.

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#32245 - 11/25/09 08:31 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: TheCusp]
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 Quote:
If I'm way off and what I tried to accomplish doesn't jive with what Satanism is about, then I deserve a ban, because I'm obviously not in the right place.


You came to a Satanic forum, stating in your introduction that you are not a Satanist, but some kind of dream weaver of sorts. Then you decided to ask the trash from your site to come here to be taught a lesson by us, as if we are supposed to give two shits about them or your fucked up plan, what ever that is.

I for one fail to see anything related to Satanism in any of it.
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#32246 - 11/25/09 09:04 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: TheCusp]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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Dude, I am pretty sure that Morgan meant what you did was a dick move towards this site. Not the plebians you are leading here.

Whether or not you will be banned for this remains to be seen. At least you are willing to accept the consequences for your actions. Not that you have much choice.
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#32247 - 11/25/09 09:10 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: Asmedious]
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Just another wannabe trying to act like he's got something going on and thinking we're gullible enough to play his silly ass games.

From everything I've read that he's posted, he'd have done well with the new age flakes, but nothing is close to Satanism. It's obvious he came here to play his game, and he's not particularly good at it. His "students" should see this crap for what it is.
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#32248 - 11/25/09 09:11 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: Asmedious]
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 Originally Posted By: MatthewJ1
Your rubes can now actually see your intentions, if they look through the thread and find this one , and as a result may not decide to join the 600 club because they know what you are up to.

Still this may be tactically dangerous.


Nah, again you people assume I'm fumbling in the dark. This thread is unfolding exactly as planned. The only thing I was completely sure about for this whole experiment is that I would get a hard time for it from you guys.

 Originally Posted By: Asmedious

You came to a Satanic forum, stating in your introduction that you are not a Satanist, but some kind of dream weaver of sorts.


I would deny being either, as sticking to just one limits what I'm capable of. I change my operational philosophies like I change my underwear. But satanisim is an extremely useful and versatile way of thinking about and understanding things. Am I a satanist? Not always, but I have to potential to become one at any moment I choose.

 Originally Posted By: Asmedious
Then you decided to ask the trash from your site to come here to be taught a lesson by us, as if we are supposed to give two shits about them or your fucked up plan, what ever that is.


On the contrary. I don't expect you guys to care about them at all, or about enlightening their ignorance in any way. I'm not asking anyone to make any effort or do anything differently. All I expect out of you guys is for you to be yourselves, and treat them no different than you're treating me now.

Just don't assume I care about them anymore than you do. Or at least not until they prove themselves competent.

 Originally Posted By: Jake999
His "students" should see this crap for what it is.


That's exactly what I'm hoping for.





Edited by TheCusp (11/25/09 09:18 PM)

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#32250 - 11/25/09 09:17 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: TheCusp]
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The simple fact of the matter is, we will have to deal with more idiots, even if all we do to them is ban them after the first post. That is effort on our part.

Admin and Mods here have enough bullshit to deal with as it is (such as yourself, for example), and you go and puke in our fucking laps with this crap.
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#32252 - 11/25/09 09:38 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: Nemesis]
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 Originally Posted By: Nemesis
The simple fact of the matter is, we will have to deal with more idiots, even if all we do to them is ban them after the first post. That is effort on our part.


That's hardly the case at all. Who in their right mind would come in here and start posting stupid shit after this warm welcome I've stirred up? Their goal is NOT to get banned.

Seriously, you really believe a flood of people are going to actually think coming here is a good idea? And you think the people asking me things are deluded.

The regulars here would never even have noticed the impact had I not brought it to your attention. Everything requires your attention to exist.

You guys have blown an insignificant event all out of proportion. The more attention you give something, the more related detail it creates.

Next time you want to call my ideas bull, don't support them by example.

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#32253 - 11/25/09 09:38 PM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: TheCusp]
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 Originally Posted By: Jake999
Just another wannabe trying to act like he's got something going on and thinking we're gullible enough to play his silly ass games.

I think Jake999 has the right idea. I regret making my first post on this thread. We shouldn't be making a discussion out of a thread which was only made to get a reaction out of other members and "warn" us of the flood of TheCusp followers that is likely to come.

Personally, I think this thread should just be locked and we deal with the flood of new members if and when it comes. But this is just my opinion, I trust the mods.

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#32263 - 11/26/09 01:07 AM Re: Free Bacon: Pigs to the Slaughter! [Re: FriendlyS]
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This has next to fuck-all to do with the Occult – I am locking this shit down – don't feed the troll.

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