“Vicar of the left hand”, now that I like!
Pomposity seems second nature to these people. “The emptiest vessel makes the most noise”; I think the same is true of roles that serve the least purpose; the more grandiose that title, the less they actually do.
Glad you received a response for the archbishop of ponce (must be true, it rhymed). I only wonder what his email looked like to the powers that be....
“Serious balls up guys!” lol
"Nothing is your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull." - George Orwell (1984)