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#36082 - 03/05/10 01:19 AM summoning a demon
xion Offline
lurker


Registered: 01/10/10
Posts: 1
ive been wondering how to do this for a wile. and this isnt something you want to fuck up on in any way. so i was wondering if anyone would be willing to tell me how or share some personal experiences on the matter.
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#36088 - 03/05/10 07:08 AM Re: summoning a demon [Re: SkaffenAmtiskaw]
Damis Offline
pledge


Registered: 12/10/08
Posts: 60
Loc: England
Ok there are a few important things you need to do to summon a demon. These steps are important and are as follows.

1) Create a Warlock
2)Talk to the warlock trainer
3)Defeat the summoned demon in battle.
4)You will then need a soul shard to summon this demon, but you can get them by using your soul drain spell on your enemies.

And there you have it!
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#36089 - 03/05/10 07:36 AM Re: summoning a demon [Re: Damis]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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Registered: 10/16/08
Posts: 2509
Sometimes using a Mark-19 to eviscerate a kid with down syndrome can be fun. Sometimes. Most of the time it is a waste of perfectly good ammo.
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#36090 - 03/05/10 07:54 AM Re: summoning a demon [Re: xion]
Morgan Offline
Princess of Hell
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Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 2956
Loc: New York City
Okay,
For $49.95, I will summon one for you.
For 4,999.95 I will help you to get rid of it.
Payable in advance. Credit cards accepted.
No refunds, no returns.

Disclaimers:
Demon will not grant wishes.
Demon may kill you or your pets or your family.
Demon may laugh at you and disappear.
Demon may decide to remain invisible.
Demon will not bring you gold or silver.
Demon will eat your entire fridge contents.
Demon will not make your bed or be a maid.
Demon may decide to have sex with you wheather you like it or not for as long as he wants.
Demon likes blood and uses it as lube and flavoring.
Demon will fuck with all your electronic equipment.
Demon may decide to follow you around and just watch everything you do while remaining invisible.
Demon will eat all your brownies and chocolate cake.

So, feel free to contact me through private message if still interested.

Morgan
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#36092 - 03/05/10 08:42 AM Re: summoning a demon [Re: Morgan]
felixgarnet Offline
active member


Registered: 10/17/09
Posts: 688
Loc: UK
William Shakespeare: The Tempest. Act 3 Scene 1.

Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
Hotspur: Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?
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#36108 - 03/06/10 12:55 AM Re: summoning a demon [Re: xion]
Michael A.Aquino Offline
stalker


Registered: 09/28/08
Posts: 2599
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
He can raise you hosts of ghosts
And that without reflectors;
And creepy things with wings,
And gaunt and grisly spectres.
He can fill you crowds of shrouds,
And horrify you vastly;
He can wrack your brains with chains,
And gibberings grim and ghastly.
Then, if you plan it, he
Changes organity,
With an urbanity,
Full of Satanity,
Vexes humanity
With an inanity
Fatal to vanity -
Driving your foes to the verge of insanity!
Barring tautology,
In demonology,
íLectro-biology,
Mystic nosology,
Spirit philology,
High-class astrology,
Such is his knowledge, he
Isnít the man to require an apology!

- Gilbert and Sullivan, The Sorcerer
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#36163 - 03/08/10 07:30 PM Re: summoning a demon [Re: xion]
Simon Jester Offline
stranger


Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 36
We start riffling back through the Vegas again... We find the three pages... the Ritual and then the Offerings!... There're at least two hours' of gesticulations!... if you follow the illustrations...

"You rap-tap!... Rap-tap!... Remember?... And I work my heels... Daa! Dum! Dum! and then you chime in, four times!... Plunk! Let's go, hit it! With some pizzazz!... I'll be right on top of you!... Daa! Dum! Dum!..."

Celine, London Bridge

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#36164 - 03/08/10 09:45 PM Re: summoning a demon [Re: Simon Jester]
Nemesis Offline
senior member


Registered: 09/01/07
Posts: 2175
Loc: US
Alright, everyone's had their chance to take a potshot at the genius question by the OP. Thread closed.
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