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#36788 - 03/20/10 02:06 AM Spring... Birds do it, bees do it...
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Turtle Porn

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#36790 - 03/20/10 02:21 AM Re: Spring... Birds do it, bees do it... [Re: Jake999]
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Is it bad that I've seen this video in several different places.

Well, at least the turtle seems to be enjoying itself and it has helped kill the boredom of thousands (possible millions) of internet users. So I suppose, hooray for turtle porn. Though hopefully the next animal humping video will be one a little further up the evolutionairy ladder. Preferable human, though any mammal would be a nice step. \:D
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#36968 - 03/24/10 12:29 AM Local Boy Comes Good [Re: Shadow Dragon]
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This was shot in Melbourne. Go, old son!


Edited by PeteOfTheDead (03/24/10 12:32 AM)
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#37027 - 03/25/10 07:48 PM Re: Spring... Birds do it, bees do it... [Re: Jake999]
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Actually, it's a tortoise. =P

As for the video itself, it's funny as hell. XD
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#37031 - 03/25/10 09:18 PM Re: Spring... Birds do it, bees do it... [Re: DistroyA]
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I think the tortoise/turtle is captivated by the bootlaces - probably looks like a tightly-laced corset to our amphibian amour!
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#37032 - 03/25/10 09:34 PM Re: Spring... Birds do it, bees do it... [Re: Jake999]
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Something about a turtle fucking a shoe sounding like an asthmatic dogs chew toy is just disturbing. To me at least...

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#37037 - 03/26/10 12:45 AM Re: Spring... Birds do it, bees do it... [Re: ta2zz]
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EEEP!

EEEP!

EEEP!

EEEEEEEEEEEEP!
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#37039 - 03/26/10 02:39 AM Re: Spring... Birds do it, bees do it... [Re: Jake999]
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I love that the tortoise rotates the boot part way through.
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#37046 - 03/26/10 05:53 AM Re: Spring... Birds do it, bees do it... [Re: PeteOfTheDead]
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Is it wrong that Iím disappointed? I expected to see Donatello giving Raphael the time of his life while Splinter looked on from a dark corner and twisted one of his six nipples in ecstasy.
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