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#37235 - 04/01/10 07:33 PM Easter is upon us!
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Hello brothers and sisters of the flesh! As the terrible day of the lord is upon us, I thought we should reflect on what this means for us. Easter is so commonly the celebration of the resurrection of Jesus Christ. What does that mean for our unpleasant neighbors, those humble little sheep? As the final drops of their sacrificial Lamb bled out, all the flock were finally free from the weight of their own misdeeds and given a new hope, a life worth living, a new meaning. Yes brothers and sisters it was in the blood of the lamb that they were indeed born again. Friends, let us take this to heart! Let us take special offense to this! As those of us raised in the faith know it was because of Jesus that our life has any meaning, for if it were not for this 'selfless' act we would have no hope, no future and no reason to live. And what a beautiful concept that is, to tell children that without the aid of another man YOUR life is meaningless and not worth living! Let us make this day a day of special disrespect for our neighbors beliefs and praise to not just Satan who, as we know, is the TRUE cause for their rejoicing but the soldier who had the honor of lancing his side.


Srengthen your deification knowing you are superior without his worthless life and death! Seek NOT forgiveness but bathe in the pleasure and TRUE meaning that sin brings to life! Take the utmost pleasure in this 'Black Friday' basking in the glory of that Romans Christ-kebab! As I go I leave you with some familiar words:


The twilight is done. A glow of new light is borne out of the night and Lucifer is risen, once more to proclaim: "This is the age of Satan! Satan Rules the Earth!" The gods of the unjust are dead. This is the morning of magic, and undefiled wisdom. The FLESH prevaileth and a great Church shall be builded, consecrated in its name. No longer shall man's salvation be dependent on his self-denial. And it will be known that the world of the flesh and the living shall be the greatest preparation for any and all eternal delights!

REGIE SATANAS!

AVE SATANAS!

HAIL SATAN!

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#37236 - 04/01/10 07:59 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Adversary]
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So... if you're really a Satanist, why in the hell would you even care what Christian holiday it is? In playing into the whole schtick, you simply become part of it. It has control of your life.

Christianity has nothing to do with Satanism.

Sunday is just another day.
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#37238 - 04/01/10 08:20 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Jake999]
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Eeeeasy killer, It's in jest.
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#37239 - 04/01/10 08:35 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Adversary]
MatthewJ1
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Yes, why flog a dead horse, which has died due to incompetence?

The only value here is that I get four days off and I get to eat as many chocolate eggs and bunnies as I can.

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#37240 - 04/01/10 08:37 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: ]
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I smell an April Fool prank. \:\)
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#37242 - 04/01/10 08:47 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: felixgarnet]
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God you guys are boring, can't even count on satanists to share in a little blasphemy. Lighten up, might live a little longer.
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#37243 - 04/01/10 09:07 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Adversary]
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If you're looking for Christian blasphemy, you're in the wrong place. You may be more at home at the LTTD CoS forum, myspace, etc. None of us need lightening up and we all enjoy humor. It's just that what you posted wasn't funny in the least. Sorry, pal, but we just don't care. As Jake said, it's just another day.

Octavius
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#37249 - 04/01/10 11:25 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Octavius]
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What does Easter mean to me?
It's the day I get to eat peeps. Lots and lots of peeps!
Viva Easter!
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#37269 - 04/02/10 09:57 AM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Noctuary]
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Ah... for what it's worth...

Easter was the Xtian co-opting of a long standing Pagan tradition of celebrating the Vernal Equinox. They did the same thing with Xmass and nearly every other Xtian holiday.

Indeed, one should celebrate Easter, but in it's true Pagan tradition!
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#37272 - 04/02/10 11:39 AM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Fist]
Meq Offline
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The crucifixion is fair game for parody, especially this time of year:



Superglue approved by the Dark Lord Himself!
At least, he'd die more slowly without nails...

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#37277 - 04/02/10 12:46 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Adversary]
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Any other thoughts?
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#37293 - 04/02/10 06:03 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Wicked Satanist]
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Yeah I do have a thought about it. Any reason to have a feast of food is a ok in my book. It's not like it's Go Kill the Non Christian day or something. No one ever died celebrating Easter. Well except maybe Jesus. \:D
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#37308 - 04/02/10 07:52 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Noctuary]
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I didn't realize just how militant the Xitian's were in my neighborhood until today. I do have a church kinda across the street from me, but today's actions were new. It's a Catholic church too, and this was the first time I can ever remember them doing this.

They had a small parade for a few blocks made up of children and people holding signs. Oh, they also had a police escort. They were singing in Spanish, and doing the full stations of the cross over a bullhorn.

I was thinking about just strong these people were in their faith. How they don't waver in the face of all the Vatican bullshit, and sex abuse. How they must look past it and put their faith into an invisible god who for the most part ignores all their prayers. (You know what I mean, I don't want to get into a discussion about the power of prayer verses magic rites save for another day).

Thinking about how happy those people are in their comfortable safe religious headset, yet I am quite sure they wouldn't mind killing anyone of us for Jesus if they could get away with it.

So Happy stolen pagan Zombie Vampire Christ Day.
Go eat a bunny or fuck like one.

Morgan
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#37311 - 04/02/10 08:19 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Morgan]
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Not to derail the thread(though some would favor that) have you heard the latest on what the church is blaming the child rape on? Pretty funny: http://gawker.com/5508277/stuff-catholics-have-so-far-blamed-for-the-churchs-pedophilia-scandal
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#37313 - 04/02/10 08:33 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Adversary]
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I wished all my Christian, Jewish and Pagan friends a happy holiday. It's one of the few things they all have in common. Which I know must piss them off something fierce.
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#37315 - 04/02/10 08:50 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Noctuary]
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 Originally Posted By: Noctuary
I wished all my Christian, Jewish and Pagan friends a happy holiday. It's one of the few things they all have in common. Which I know must piss them off something fierce.

Yep. Us Pagans are mad that the xtians tried to create holidays to get us to convert way back when. The Christians are mad that it didn't work. And of course the Jews are mad that they have to kill Jesus again (seriously, it was a pain just doing it once). \:D
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#37322 - 04/02/10 11:06 PM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Shadow Dragon]
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 Originally Posted By: Shadow Dragon
 Originally Posted By: Noctuary
I wished all my Christian, Jewish and Pagan friends a happy holiday. It's one of the few things they all have in common. Which I know must piss them off something fierce.

Yep. Us Pagans are mad that the xtians tried to create holidays to get us to convert way back when. The Christians are mad that it didn't work. And of course the Jews are mad that they have to kill Jesus again (seriously, it was a pain just doing it once). \:D

Which is why I love peeps. Who can be mad when you eat a peep?
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#37627 - 04/15/10 05:19 AM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Adversary]
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Abit late on this thread, but i'll try sneak in my "beliefs"..

I do not believe in jebus, however it's a hilarious joy in running around at "easter" and yell "HAPPY JESUS ZOMBIE DAY!!" I am trying my best to get it into circulation, but those christians dosent seem to keen on it \:o

http://www.explosm.net/comics/858/
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1214/
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#66375 - 04/24/12 08:35 AM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Noctuary]
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I enjoy good blasphmy on any day and why not Easter, really a little private ceremony hurts knowone and I believe Satan approves. I traded a lot of ceremony for my own God self control of my life. I am no longer a sheep or sleeping in the herd. You may mock faith and symbols but they give meditative benefit to me personally so I approve.
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#66396 - 04/25/12 05:11 AM Re: Easter is upon us! [Re: Octavius]
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 Originally Posted By: Octavius
If you're looking for Christian blasphemy, you're in the wrong place.

You're right! At the beginning of my satanic path I blasphemed Christianity, Christian rites and traditions, but when I mature I donít care about religion and their stupidities. Sound philosophy of Satanism gives me enjoyment of life, development of my talents. I donít waste time on it and if christians donít bother me, I donít bother them - Iím not aggressive, especially in neutral territory...

Of course sometimes I see - Christians hate us Satanists, because we are people who are indulged in life and I think if they will have power, they will have strong wish to kill all of our brood, who keeps black flame alive in their hearts. Healthy blasphemy is good, but constantly to make fun of Christianity is not for me, because that gives impression that Satanism is reverse Christianity and in reality Satanism hasnít anything to do with ChristianityÖ

Laws of nature are in our side and have dominated the earth billions of years. Why do we have to care about idiots and their Jesus?
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