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#37507 - 04/11/10 08:24 AM These People Must Be Trolls
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I find it hard to believe that even fanatic Christians could be THIS insane.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18794

just read this shit, Bob4God is my personal favorite, the guy should be a comedian.
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#37508 - 04/11/10 08:38 AM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: Morbid Rex]
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If it wasn't glaringly obvious to you within five seconds, the post accomplished its purpose.

Yes, it's a joke. Bob4God is a comedian.


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#37512 - 04/11/10 12:49 PM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: Morbid Rex]
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I've set up a number of accounts on their forums, and they always kick me out after a few posts. I like seeing what I can get away with. I've tried acting as Christian as possible and they still kick me out, saying I'm hopelessly damned. But they sure know their Bibles inside and out. It's damn impressive how quickly they can whip up a Biblical response to just about anything.
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#37513 - 04/11/10 01:05 PM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: Zophos]
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Landover Baptist is a pretty funny parody site:


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#37520 - 04/11/10 06:12 PM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: Meq]
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If you take a close look at the terms of service, you'll notice it says and I quote; "Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert:
The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.End Spoiler Alert."

The merchandise are hilarious btw.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html
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#37539 - 04/12/10 02:53 AM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: zippadydooda]
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I'm especially fond of the "Too Many Christians, Not Enough Lions!" bumper sticker. Yeah, Landover Baptist is a joke, but I think it would be really funny if a serious Christian, unaware that they are a parody site, took them seriously.
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#37574 - 04/13/10 03:11 PM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: zippadydooda]
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 Quote:
The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. End Spoiler Alert.

They aren't completely fictional, however - they are a pretty good parody of the real Westboro Baptist Church (more of a family-based cult than a 'church'), famous for their obsessive gay-bashing, whose websites include GodHatesFags.com.

Much to my amusement, I've even seen fundies (perhaps even Westboro's site) quote from (knowingly) satirical articles from Landover in support of their positions...

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#37586 - 04/14/10 01:06 AM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: Meq]
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Many don’t get the joke. I had to look and yes I did post a video of Pastor Deacon Fred almost 2 years ago. If you go to YT you can read the comments and see just how many are clueless.

Dealing with wiccians and other groups...

An old post of mine showing a LBC video and a direct link to their page on YouTube.

LBC4GOD

Enjoy

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#37612 - 04/14/10 10:53 PM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: ta2zz]
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When I started to read it, I thought, "What the hell is wrong with these dumb ass people?! Whatever they're smoking, I don't want even a whiff of it!" Reading the comments, I was about to fall off of my chair laughing at how obnoxious they were. Then the disclaimer was "it" for me and I had to quit reading for fear of waking the household up. I'd never heard of the site before this but knew it had to be a parody type site shortly into the read. What scares me is, I've posted on some boards with posters that would have believed that little clip. Hell, one of the posters shared an article that claimed soy made people gay and backed his belief with the "scientific" evidence that was provided in the article. It amazes me people will believe just about anything, given the right "mind set".
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#37614 - 04/14/10 11:01 PM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: zippadydooda]
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 Originally Posted By: zippadydooda
If you take a close look at the terms of service, you'll notice it says and I quote; "Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert:
The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.End Spoiler Alert."

The merchandise are hilarious btw.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html


I have to have some of this stuff. I have to have it NOW!!! Brilliant stuff - thanks for the link, zippadydooda! \:\)
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#37626 - 04/15/10 05:00 AM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: felixgarnet]
Anne Offline
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oooh I love their merch \:D Especially the "Support your local pedophile, attend a catholic church", "Honk! If you're unsaved" and "UNSAVED! And loving it"..

Too bad the joke is on skittles, cause they are really yummy \:\/
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#38255 - 05/03/10 08:52 PM Re: These People Must Be Trolls [Re: Anne]
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I love Landoverbaptist, these guys are nuts and know how to put the fun back in disFunktional. A worthy site when ultra-seriousness begins take over ones magical life. despair.com is another neat place.
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