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#39706 - 06/30/10 12:23 PM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: Nemesis]
6Satan6Archist6 Offline
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I masturbate with the tears of all the people who cried over the destruction of such a grandiose display of mental retardation. And into the mouths of all those whose jaw dropped at the site I spill my seed. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Oh how I wish I could claim responsibility for this.

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"And I will be waiting with one in the chamber when the time comes."
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#39708 - 06/30/10 04:16 PM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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I would support this thing's reconstruction as long as there's a slight alteration to the design.



Or perhaps a giant version of the Jesus boner lightswitch

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#39711 - 06/30/10 08:12 PM Re: 6Satan6Archist6 [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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 Originally Posted By: 6Satan6Archist6
...Oh how I wish I could claim responsibility for this.


DO it! The great thing about it is, if you tell the fairy worshippers that you are a SATANIST and then tell them you summoned the lightening......they'll probably BELIEVE you! It'll be great for a laugh and there isn't a crime anyone can convict you of. (I would invest in some body guards though, and lay low for about a month afterwards.)
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#39713 - 06/30/10 09:49 PM Re: 6Satan6Archist6 [Re: BFranklin]
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That could be funny but there could also be some serious backlash. If someone were dumb enough to believe that there is no telling how far they would go for retribution.
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#39717 - 06/30/10 11:51 PM Re: 6Satan6Archist6 [Re: BFranklin]
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Not quite in the mood for another Satanic Panic. Normally I would think that our society is too civilized to get frazzled by rumors of storm-causing witches, but the fundamentalists have been getting a little too riled up these past few years. And as much sordid fun as indulging in a reverse-persecution-complex can be, the fun generally stops when you're being burnt alive at the stake on a pile of dead Jews.

Edited by The Zebu (06/30/10 11:51 PM)
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#39723 - 07/01/10 01:31 AM Re: 6Satan6Archist6 [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
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 Originally Posted By: 6Satan6Archist6
there is no telling how far they would go for retribution.


 Originally Posted By: The Zebu
the fun generally stops when you're being burnt alive at the stake on a pile of dead Jews.


Unless you're into that sort of thing. In this day and age, with all the amazing advances in technology, it could be allot worse. Just imagine a digital age version of The Salem Witch Trials... a homemade electric chair in a catholic child molestors basement doesn't sound too fun, lol. (I hope no one took that seriously)
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#39770 - 07/02/10 12:43 AM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: ta2zz]
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 Originally Posted By: ta2zz



~T~


The more I look at this, the more it looks like a couple of "fuck you" fingers, arms extended. Are the holy trinity a dysfuctional family?
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#39895 - 07/03/10 10:54 PM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: BFranklin]
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Luke 10 18, “And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.”

video of the event:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTBFPte-MY
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#40041 - 07/07/10 07:21 PM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: BFranklin]
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That's what Jesus gets for instituting a cult of cannibalism!

"This is my blood and this is my body: EAT ME!!"
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