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#39706 - 06/30/10 12:23 PM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: Nemesis]
6Satan6Archist6 6Satan6Archist6 senior member Registered: 10/16/08 Posts: 2233 Loc: Oregon	I masturbate with the tears of all the people who cried over the destruction of such a grandiose display of mental retardation. And into the mouths of all those whose jaw dropped at the site I spill my seed. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Oh how I wish I could claim responsibility for this. "I'll be back." "And I will be waiting with one in the chamber when the time comes." _________________________ Ultimate Satanic Bad Ass of Ultimate Satanic Bad Assery PhD Esq. LLC Inc.^∞ DCLXVI°
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#39708 - 06/30/10 04:16 PM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
TV is God TV is God member Registered: 08/11/08 Posts: 199 Loc: The Cornhole	I would support this thing's reconstruction as long as there's a slight alteration to the design. Or perhaps a giant version of the Jesus boner lightswitch _________________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.
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#39711 - 06/30/10 08:12 PM Re: 6Satan6Archist6 [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
BFranklin BFranklin stranger Registered: 11/27/09 Posts: 33 Loc: Boston	Originally Posted By: 6Satan6Archist6 ...Oh how I wish I could claim responsibility for this. DO it! The great thing about it is, if you tell the fairy worshippers that you are a SATANIST and then tell them you summoned the lightening......they'll probably BELIEVE you! It'll be great for a laugh and there isn't a crime anyone can convict you of. (I would invest in some body guards though, and lay low for about a month afterwards.) _________________________ "Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb deciding what to eat. Liberty is a well-armed lamb" -B Franklin
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#39713 - 06/30/10 09:49 PM Re: 6Satan6Archist6 [Re: BFranklin]
6Satan6Archist6 6Satan6Archist6 senior member Registered: 10/16/08 Posts: 2233 Loc: Oregon	That could be funny but there could also be some serious backlash. If someone were dumb enough to believe that there is no telling how far they would go for retribution. _________________________ Ultimate Satanic Bad Ass of Ultimate Satanic Bad Assery PhD Esq. LLC Inc.^∞ DCLXVI°
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#39717 - 06/30/10 11:51 PM Re: 6Satan6Archist6 [Re: BFranklin]
The Zebu The Zebu active member Registered: 08/08/08 Posts: 1129 Loc: Orlando, FL	Not quite in the mood for another Satanic Panic. Normally I would think that our society is too civilized to get frazzled by rumors of storm-causing witches, but the fundamentalists have been getting a little too riled up these past few years. And as much sordid fun as indulging in a reverse-persecution-complex can be, the fun generally stops when you're being burnt alive at the stake on a pile of dead Jews. Edited by The Zebu (06/30/10 11:51 PM)
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#39723 - 07/01/10 01:31 AM Re: 6Satan6Archist6 [Re: 6Satan6Archist6]
zippadydooda zippadydooda pledge Registered: 08/09/09 Posts: 61 Loc: San Diego, California	Originally Posted By: 6Satan6Archist6 there is no telling how far they would go for retribution. Originally Posted By: The Zebu the fun generally stops when you're being burnt alive at the stake on a pile of dead Jews. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In this day and age, with all the amazing advances in technology, it could be allot worse. Just imagine a digital age version of The Salem Witch Trials... a homemade electric chair in a catholic child molestors basement doesn't sound too fun, lol. (I hope no one took that seriously) _________________________ Blathering nonsense.
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#39770 - 07/02/10 12:43 AM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: ta2zz]
BFranklin BFranklin stranger Registered: 11/27/09 Posts: 33 Loc: Boston	Originally Posted By: ta2zz ~T~ The more I look at this, the more it looks like a couple of "fuck you" fingers, arms extended. Are the holy trinity a dysfuctional family? _________________________ "Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb deciding what to eat. Liberty is a well-armed lamb" -B Franklin
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#39895 - 07/03/10 10:54 PM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: BFranklin]
BFranklin BFranklin stranger Registered: 11/27/09 Posts: 33 Loc: Boston	Luke 10 18, “And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.” video of the event: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTBFPte-MY _________________________ "Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb deciding what to eat. Liberty is a well-armed lamb" -B Franklin
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#40041 - 07/07/10 07:21 PM Re: Jesus Struck By Lightning! [Re: BFranklin]
Draculesti Draculesti member Registered: 09/18/07 Posts: 279 Loc: Rockville, Maryland	That's what Jesus gets for instituting a cult of cannibalism! "This is my blood and this is my body: EAT ME!!" _________________________ The Holy Trinity: Me, Myself, and I. Homo Homini Lupus
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