I masturbate with the tears of all the people who cried over the destruction of such a grandiose display of mental retardation. And into the mouths of all those whose jaw dropped at the site I spill my seed. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Oh how I wish I could claim responsibility for this.
"I'll be back." "And I will be waiting with one in the chamber when the time comes."
...Oh how I wish I could claim responsibility for this.
DO it! The great thing about it is, if you tell the fairy worshippers that you are a SATANIST and then tell them you summoned the lightening......they'll probably BELIEVE you! It'll be great for a laugh and there isn't a crime anyone can convict you of. (I would invest in some body guards though, and lay low for about a month afterwards.)
"Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb deciding what to eat. Liberty is a well-armed lamb" -B Franklin
Not quite in the mood for another Satanic Panic. Normally I would think that our society is too civilized to get frazzled by rumors of storm-causing witches, but the fundamentalists have been getting a little too riled up these past few years. And as much sordid fun as indulging in a reverse-persecution-complex can be, the fun generally stops when you're being burnt alive at the stake on a pile of dead Jews.
Edited by The Zebu (06/30/1011:51 PM)
«Recibe, ˇoh Lucifer! la sangre de esta víctima que sacrifico en tu honor.»
Loc: San Diego, California
Originally Posted By: 6Satan6Archist6
there is no telling how far they would go for retribution.
Originally Posted By: The Zebu
the fun generally stops when you're being burnt alive at the stake on a pile of dead Jews.
Unless you're into that sort of thing. In this day and age, with all the amazing advances in technology, it could be allot worse. Just imagine a digital age version of The Salem Witch Trials... a homemade electric chair in a catholic child molestors basement doesn't sound too fun, lol. (I hope no one took that seriously)