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#7621 - 04/13/08 03:07 PM How to sell your soul to demon
riricakep Offline
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i want to know how to my sell my soul to demon to get what i want. I dont care if the demon want my life for 1 month or 1 year....

Edited by fakepropht (07/05/08 05:17 PM)

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#7624 - 04/13/08 03:16 PM Re: How to sell your soul to demon [Re: riricakep]
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 Originally Posted By: riricakep
i want to know how to my sell my soul to demon to get what i want. I dont care if the demon want my life for 1 month or 1 year....


You need a Union Representative first. These days the demons are all Union. I know, I think unions are communistic too... They were just on a strike a few months ago, i don't know if you saw it on CNN; but they're tired of Pink Souls... it's like low wages to them. They are now only taking top grade Subgenius souls.

You'll have to contact J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. He's like a broker of sorts. He'll upgrade your soul from Pink to Subgenius for only $30. Then sell it on the Market. These days Satan isn't the big cheese and doesn't pay much for souls. The Yists, Xists, and even Jehovah-One pays more. Bob will get you the best deal.

What exactly were you looking to get for your cheap soul?

If you can't find Bob, get a hold of me, I think I have his number on my cell.

Go here for Bob:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...plindex=4&hl=en

Kayla


Edited by LUCIFERIFIC (04/13/08 04:04 PM)
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#7684 - 04/14/08 06:17 AM Re: How to sell your soul to demon [Re: riricakep]
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Put your soul on e-bay. Don't forget to dress it up a little bit.
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#7758 - 04/15/08 04:29 PM Re: How to sell your soul to demon [Re: riricakep]
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 Originally Posted By: riricakep
i want to know how to my sell my soul to demon to get what i want. I dont care if the demon want my life for 1 month or 1 year....


KAYLA how rude of you to try to rip this poor soul off you know damn well that the union workers work only certain hours...

try this instead it will help the planet out a lot more then you think...


what you do is get a shotgun put the barrel into your mouth shoot and when u reach the "pearl gates" tell whoever it is that you want to sell your soul. he will then escort you to a red elevator and send you down to hell where you will meet with the devil to come up with terms and agreements, sign a contract and the devil will take you back to your body and give you back your life and say thank you for doing business it's been a pleasure.
O DON'T FOREGET TO BRING COOKIES AND MILK FOR THE DEVIL IT WILL GET YOU A BETTER CONTRACT!!!!
LMFAO


Edited by ringmaster (04/15/08 04:31 PM)
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#7850 - 04/17/08 12:57 AM Re: How to sell your soul to demon [Re: riricakep]
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 Originally Posted By: riricakep
i want to know how to my sell my soul to demon to get what i want. I dont care if the demon want my life for 1 month or 1 year....


Let's talk business; what do you want? In the future, you may want to take a better 'posture' before negotiation, it is best to not let the demons know one is desperate...

But seriously

To sell (or lease, in this case) one's self unto a demon, or unto Satan, is to cheapen one's self. The first verse of the first book of the Satanic Bible (I would have preferred a different title, out of distaste for that perfidious pile of putrid poppycock):

In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear. To the East and to the West I beckon. To the North and to the South I show a sign proclaiming: Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!

Be strong, use thy head, and that which you seek shall come to thee.

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#7963 - 04/19/08 04:16 AM Re: How to sell your soul to demon [Re: riricakep]
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#9608 - 06/15/08 08:03 AM Re: How to sell your soul to demon [Re: daevid777]
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To much watching 'Supernatural' for this little one I think...
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#10089 - 07/05/08 03:23 PM Re: How to sell your soul to demon [Re: Trapezoid]
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You think!? The guy is fucking messed up.
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